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I, Leticia Twitchery Walken, as the twenty-seventh wife of Christopher Walken and therefore current spokeswoman for the horde of his legalized whores, am grateful for this additional acknowledgment of Chris' exemplary wisdom and inventiveness. Only my son, alas not the progeny of Mr. Walken but a dear bastard, a modern-day practitioner of gymnosophistry, would possibly be his equal as evidenced by flights of imagination worthy of this venue where such cleverness is esteemed.
Maybe we should add some stuff about Hellraiser here (since Pinhead and his demons are locked away in a rubix cube). 188.8.131.52 03:54, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
Oh great Walkenite, your wish is my command. Also chicken is yummy. --Jormungandr 02:23, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
edit These quotes are a mindsore.
Begone. --184.108.40.206 22:25, 23 February 2009 (UTC)