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edit Ron Paul Is acually a GYO

He's a doctor of gynecology, wouldn't that make for a better write up than the whole lobotomy thing? I don't know, just saying. He's spent a lot of time learning about and working with pussy in the real world and I find that kind of strange.

edit Ron Paul Is MAGNETO!!!!!!!

Ron Paul is a communist baby killer and decry his position on Internet regulation.

How could Ron Paul be a baby killer if he delivered over 4000 babies as a gynecologist? Seriously, check your facts...--Koryr 01:21, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

Wow, you must be newer here than I am -- and I'm just an IP address. First of all, why don't you check facts yourself? You can see plainly for yourself in this very article that he's performed more than 4000 abortions. There is no inconsistency at all. More importantly, I would have thought the fact that he's 142 years old might have been more troubling from a logical standpoint than the idea that the laws of physics might allow someone to bring life into the world and then at some point in the future take it away. In fact, if the latter happens about 30 seconds after the former they even have a special name for it.

Has Ron Paul delivered over 4000 babies, or performed over 4000 abortions? Both. It's a little known fact that after delivery he feeds on the skin of the newborn and leaves it to bleed to death. In this manner he has gained (near?) immortality. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Koryr (talk • contribs)

Ron Paul raped and murdered my dog! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:24, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia supports Ron Paul!

Yeah, cause everything on this site is a blatant lie, so secretly, Uncyclopedians are voting for Ron Paul!

(This is not a blatant lie) The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Apparently the Spammers and Spambots vote for Ron Paul as well, as they have submitted Ron Paul links everywhere like Digg, Reddit, etc. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 03:44, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Too bad I can't vote yet. It's hard to be apathetic about elections when what you think doesn't matter anyway. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:47, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
It does matter what you think. don't let anyone tell you differently. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:24, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
So television lies? What nonsense! Who can I trust if not the glowing screen of enlightenment? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:25, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
It is called critical thinking, you decide for yourself what is true and what is not by examining the evidence and using logic and reasoning. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 14:21, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Jesus, you changed my life! Ow! Ow! My life! It hurts where you changed it! --Geoffsebesta 20:09, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Here, try rubbing this on your life. It should soothe it and give it a nice tingling sensation. Lubrication salesman 23:13, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
It's called thinking for yourself, and not believing everything the TV or Media tells you. At first it is painful, but that is only because you are using parts of your brain that you never used before. Like the logic, common sense, reasoning, and analytical thinking parts. It is the only way to free yourself from the control of others. You can learn it from Philosophy, Logic, Science, Computer, IT, and other classes. Free your mind, and you will find true freedom. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:54, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Rewrite

The rewrite is even funnier than the original. It makes the Paultards even more upset, so that they keep adding Pro-Paul links to Digg and Reddit about conspiracies, and vote rigging, and how Internet sites like Uncyclopedia are making fun of Ron Paul. They even threw a few riots in various areas. Ron Paul has less than 1% of the Republican votes in the Primaries, he might get lucky and go up to 5% maybe 7%, but I don't think he'll ever get nominated. I think his best chance is to join the Reform or Green party as an independent candidate and become another Ross Perot or Ralph Nader. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:00, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

I HATE PAULTARDS - tinyubuntu.jpg Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 03:58, 16 February 2008 (UTC)
I will hang, draw, and quarter the next person that uses that ugly quote template on my article. ~ Tophatsig 26/04/2008 @ 15:41

The point of the article is to be humorous, not to engage in stupid political troll-attempts. No one cares what you think of Ron Paul supporters, they only care if you have a sense of humor. EGarrett (talk) 11:22, April 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit Paulitics

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lolwut? teh boomerz usrpagelol!

More like aPauling, amirite?

This is pretty much a typical example as to why the term, "Paultards" exists. 08:13, February 18, 2012 (UTC)

edit I dun get

"He is the most boring human being who has good things to say. So it takes a lot of work to listen to and then to love this guy - although those who do claim that they can "see clearly now". " I'm sure this makes sense to someone, but not to me. Don't worry, I might not be American, but I do know who this dude is and still don't get it. A reference to a song? A speech maybe? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:23, Apr 15

I think the guy was trying to say that Ron Paul is boring since he doesn't have 25 000 skeletons in the closet, but he said it in a poor way. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:00, April 17, 2012 (UTC)
Nah. The guy probably thought that he's just boring. Aleister 18:20 17-4-'12

edit Inconsistencies

Just in the first paragraph. He is libertarian, not conservative. Also he is anti abortion. Destructor rph (talk) 04:54, February 21, 2015 (UTC)

Read through it, realized im on uncyclopedia and realized its supposed to be an opposite of him.

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