Talk:Rape

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I love the fact that using sarcasm (the lowest form of wit) you've taken the chance to poke fun at 'rape culture' or whatever it feminists refer to it as. What a fucking boring article.

This article is fucking disgusting. It is not funny at all.

Perhaps you should read Preggobear --Mn-z 21:30, August 23, 2011 (UTC)

Joking is one thing, and jesus fucking christ I hope this is a joke, but do it in the privacy of your own home and do not post material on the internet that could be used for legitimate advice. Whoever the sick bastards are that participated in defining rape or have participated in discussion supporting this site are beyond fucked up and should either seek medical attention or fucking kill yourself as you are a waste of oxygen. I wish I knew the names of all the men supporting this site as i would soon begin a male raping spree (including several foreign objects being shoved into each of your asses until you bled out of your mouths) ending each session by cutting your dick and balls off and after violating each of you with your own sexual organs i would either throw your dicks in the river or feed them to your dog, or maybe keep your dick to feed to the next victim, hmm...

That's hawt.

Anyway, if you want to see what real standardlessness looks like, go see Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website) --Mnb'z 06:10, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Too many quotes guys. Prolix 20:46, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

just wanted to say this site is cool. other sites deal with the rape page so..insanely. you guys actually put some good stuff in. wooo.

Thank ye Prolix 07:00, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

added the Kurt Cobain quote. thought it was pretty funny. feel free to delete if you disagree. note: for those of you who arent into nirvana, i didnt make that up to make fun of him. its actually from one of his songs.migueltherocker 10:07 1 September 2008

Someone should consider taking the word "need" in "Women need rape." and putting it in italics, to create emphasis.

Contents 1 From Pee Review 2 Factual entries? 3 Famous Rapists? 4 Ways to get Raped 5 boys will be boys 6 What To DO If You Have Been Raped 7 Using boat to chase victims 8 Abstinent Rape 9 Not funny 10 Watch Out 11 I really don't 12 I really don't 13 Raping young boys - a cultural significance and biological need

edit From Pee Review

I'm probably making this wrong. Meh. Prolix 20:06, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

/me fix. Yes, you did. No idea how to improve your page, by the way...it's tough to make something based around that word funny.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:22, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

I think that's a bit unfair. It's by no means a bad article - I like the bits about luring the reader into the alleyway etc. It does need a bit more work - maybe a bit more variety instead of the entire article revolving around those two jokes. Could try expanding the later sections too, and remove the redlinks. -- 23:03, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

My apologies. I wasn't meaning to be unfair; I meant that I have no idea how to make it better. I felt I had to leave some sort of comment after fixing the formatting here, or I'd appear to be some sort of Pee Review lurker.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:23, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

But you only mentioned one joke... Prolix 23:10, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Um, yeah, sorry, twas late at night.  :*D
The two jokes = the one about luring the reader and the one about the person asking for it. -- 07:27, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Oh man. This is a tough problem in tastelessness. But we managed a front-page-worthy job on Niggers, after all. Hmm. - David Gerard 12:07, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Just read the article. I agree that adressing the reader in the first person trying to lure her / him into a rape-like situation is a gimmick. However, the other parts are like loose sand and not particularly funny. I would concentrate on the "surprise sex" eufemism. Addition to rape in particular settings: not paying the prostitute for services rendered is technically considered rape in Dutchland. Also, maybe digging up the roots of the word "rape" (or pretending to) would add some mock scientific overtones. And I would seriously advise you to leave out the "she was asking for it" argument. Although we Uncyclopedians know that this page is satire, all kinds of morons eventually get to read the page, don't realize it is satire and see their distorted views affirmed in writing. Which is what we don't want to happen, because morons are morons and rape is a hideous thing, no matter what the circumstances. -- di Mario 22:54, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

I added three sections, Terminology, What To Do If You've Been Raped, and If Your Friend's Been Raped. I also removed the orgins section cuz it was stupid. Let me know what you think. Prolix 05:49, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Factual entries?

Since when is this Wikipedia? Why is the "if you've been raped" section factual and serious? It's a clash with the rest of the article (and the rest of every other article). 68.34.170.75 20:14, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Famous Rapists?

Should we have a section in there... That Guy with a Pyramid on his head is a famous rapist so it Bill Clinton etc

Lists are bad. -Prolix 14:08, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Ways to get Raped

You can go to the "Bad Part Of Town," talk to Kobie Bryant, go to Prison, or call me [666-123-rape]. If you do not succeed the first time, try again, getting raped takes practice, and most people do not get it on the first try. If you hare having trouble getting raped, try to contact you nearest plastic surgeon and ask for beautifying treatments or try moving to LA. You can also try to meet with convicted rapists and "turn them on." If you are a minor, you can find a pedophile, or call me [(please do].

edit boys will be boys

You might consider adding a few new rapist profiles to your article. Vaginas are rape tools too. Here (http://www.porkdisco.com/so.html) are a few lovely ladies to get your creative juices flowing. 128.111.95.47 01:08, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

edit What To DO If You Have Been Raped

Wait... It says that you shouldn't shower for fear of the police not being able to identify the rapist... BUT it says not to go to the police for 2 weeks to give time to cope with trauma. That would mean not showering for TWO weeks!! Stuff would start to dry up and get hard and itchy, and that would be pretty gross... especially for the next Rapist.

-CKlayoka

edit Using boat to chase victims

Rape was a popular subject in Finnish Mythology. (Väinämöinen A.K.A. Santa Claus attempts rape. The attempt fails and Santa drowns.)

I had nothing to do with this mess, I swear Evil-Santa 18:05, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Abstinent Rape

We should probablly consider putting in something about how Abstinents Rape. Because they're people to!

edit Not funny

This is immoral and hurtful; whoever wrote this is a sick fuck.

Well, that is what we aim for around here, immorality, hurtfulness, and sick-fuckery. --Mnbvcxz 06:47, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Watch Out

EDs trying to rape us with their unfunnyness.--User:Gumbal1 00:30, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

This is the most pathetic, demeaning, illegal, and immoral thing I have ever come across. Rape is a very serious problem in America today, and one of the most serious crimes against women that can be committed. Yet you are mocking it and saying that a woman is 'asking for it,' the usual response of a rapist. Every single one of you disgust me more than I can say. You think it's funny to make fun of a hideous crime? I don't care what you call me in the slightest. You can make sad attempts at snarking me, for all I care. But think about what I've said.

edit I really don't

Like this rewrite. It was better when it was written in the style of the subject. --Scofield & Dudes 12:01, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit I really don't

Know what you're getting at. --EMC ^[TALK] 21:49 Jul 26 2011

edit Raping young boys - a cultural significance and biological need

This article is too female-centristic and lacks the important perspective of the raping of young boys. In many a culture it is said that in order for a boy to become a man, there is a need of a older man ”juicing up” (raping the rear of) said boy. The old Greeks, negro tribes in africa, and many others have known and practiced this. --JackNorth 01:37, November 22, 2011 (UTC)

Tongue Twister! How much rape could a rapist rape if a rapist raped a rapist?