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This is a great job from someone I've never heard of or seen before. You should take it to Pee Review. -- 02:51, 14 June 2008 (UTC)
It has been confirmed that Portal 2 is coming out in 2011, and it WILL be a full game. The part, "All proceeds will be used to fund the sequel, which will, with your help, actually be a whole game," should be changed to, "All proceeds will be used to fund the sequel, which will, thanks to your help, actually be a whole game in 2011." Or of course you could leave the article like that and confuse the shit out of everyone.
- Or I might say "All proceeds were going to be used to fund the sequel, which will, thanks to your utter and total uncaring attitude, never exist now" and confuse not just the bodily waste but also the entire digestive system out of everyone. Also, I don't trust Valve on release dates until after their third delayed release date or the apocalypse, whichever comes first (probably the apocalypse). But genuine thanks for your concern. Sir MacMania GUN—[21:01 23 Jul 2010]