Talk:Polish language

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There is graphic in Hungarian language showing book ...For dummies. Can somebody change this picture that it suit to Polish language for dummies? :P I'm not too good in paint/photoshop. Sir Ptok-Bentoníčný^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 22:24, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

Contents 1 Sorry about that 2 Trivia 3 gwoli ścisłości 4 cant' write but can read 5 przepraszam bardzo

edit Sorry about that

I'm sorry it's taken two or three or four of us a while to get this article proofread, but it is a relatively long article. It looks like others have already done a great deal of work here, but I'll try to pick up the remainder. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:28, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

No problem. I still love you. (like a brother, you know... I'm not gay...) Sir Ptok-Bentoníčný^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 07:47, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not a homophobe either... You know it, don't you? Sir Ptok-Bentoníčný^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 07:47, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

I'm so sorry that I'm lazy. SO SORRY!!! T_T ~ 08:00, Feb 3, 2010

So I love you too too :P Sir Ptok-Bentoníčný^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 15:40, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Trivia

The trivia section is useless information that's not even funny.

W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie.

edit gwoli ścisłości

letter V is not missunderstunting with U, it is used in many polish words like Volkswagen, Volkslist, Volksdeutch and even von Jungingen. Poles can also read letter X, Q, my friend has seen even one Polish who can write it, but i don't believe.

edit cant' write but can read

   “In a fashion similar to Chinese, most of the Polish native speakers can't write but can read words of their language”
   ~ Some Professor on the Polish writing system

Since the internet became widespread even in Poland (especially comments sections on news sites) above is incorrect. Most Poles (at least the ones that have internet) CAN write, but CANNOT read.

the fake quote refers to difficult Polish ortography - many Poles have a lot of problems with writing certain words but once they are written, they have no problems with reading them :) Sir Ptok-Bentoníčný^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 13:07, March 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit przepraszam bardzo

can someone revert older version (before some grammar nazi fuck#d it up)? it is not W$#%#pedia.