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Damn! How in the 15 Hells of Baphtomet did you know? You bastards, you'll never get away with this, I know people. People who know people! Powerful people! Who love to play croquet with the heads of anyone who's in their radar. You will not be warned again!
-Bob the Mediocre 9/11/2005, 23:23 EST