All the great discoveries have involved some sort of story, like the guy who discovered volume and shouted "Eureka". Yeah, that guy. The guy with the balls on the leaning tower of Pisa. He had a good story. And that's what this needs. You have a start with the dude's wife being a problem but take it much further. His car breaks down, he gets fired, he gets his fingers caught in a door jamb, etc. Give this dude the worst day of his life and then, after all that, have him accidentally piss on his own pants (Hate it when that happens) and his bitch wife asks "what's wrong dear?" he goes "I'm pissed!" PIIIIIISSSSSSSSEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!