Talk:Pie
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[edit] Four pies of the apocalypse
This has some potential. All it needs are those "Four Pies of Destruction" section from the original, and this shall be...
...PERFECT!Mashedpotatowithsomegravy 11:44, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
- I finally found this, in the history at 30-Jan-07. However, the four pies of the apocalypse were four pies of random free association, and not as good as what's here now. Spıke ¬ 14:43 24-Dec-09
[edit] More Pieism
Should have more about the religion of Pie, Pieism!
[edit] "This is your time"
Apparently, a bridge over the M58 has been vandalized with PIES and the name of this song. That would be a neat additional illustration for this article. It was posted to flickr.com on 22-Aug-09. Someone in the area might want to take a better picture and add it in. Spιke|(talk) 00:45, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Cow cartoon
The caricature associates with Cow pie (or Cutie Pie, depending on your tastes).
[edit] "Your mother" joke
Sir, you caught the football but have a foot out of bounds. This article purports to be encyclopedic and sneaks jokes in; your section purports to tell a joke, which I am about to figure out. (And how did you know I am adopted?) But at least you put the section at the end. Regarding the initial photo, I do not know yet how to search the media; I merely typed in Pie.jpg and that was the first thing that popped out. Spıke ¬ 17:38, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
- I do apologise. Your article (especially that magnificent photo & caption) made me giggle, so I wanted to contribute. I'm really not suggesting eating your mother. Unless you're hungry. Myocardialinfarction 03:46, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
No, I like the joke, just not joking so overtly. Would you mind if I moved your new section to make it the caption of the little cow cartoon? Spıke ¬ 03:48, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
- Of course not - your article. Maybe even put it on talk page? Myocardialinfarction 11:36, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
It's now a caption (sorry not to wait for your reply!); and, in the bargain, the section entitled "Clean-up" again directly follows the one on "Pie throwing"! Not "my article," of course. (Unfortunately, sometimes.) Spıke ¬ 11:49, October 3, 2009 (UTC) Changed my mind! your joke now is introduced (dead-pan) at the very top of the article, and told in a footnote. The cow cartoon is left uncaptioned and cryptic. Rationale on the talk page. Am glad you helped. Spıke ¬ 15:33, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
- Marvelous. Thanks for a) using the joke, b) structuring it for best effect and c) the lesson in doing so. Glad I could contribute. Myocardialinfarction 20:48, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Sections
It is deliberate that the section unusually entitled "Clean-up" directly follows the section on Pie Throwing; and that the section on π is exactly 3. Spιke|(talk) 15:24, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Changes by "Magneticforce"
Your changes to Pie are mostly good. But--
- "Nobody makes better pie than Mom" wasn't funny and the only reason it's there is to set up the joke in the footnote that you deleted.
- I now think we shouldn't mention pies without fruit until we jump in, in the second paragraph.
- Does "St.Mary's Catholic Primary School" relate to Sweeney Todd? Am I supposed to know what this is? If it's just a random name, the previous text was better.
[edit] Thanks
...for the tips, and feel free to edit some more/carry on where I left off/completely re-write everything I wrote as much as you want. =] --Magneticforce 12:59, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
