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WTF... This is the Linux mascot
Um the heading of the page is complete fabracation.
Did MS pay you to do this?
I have a craving for a burrito all of a sudden....
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`If we ever get a store
^Offer not valid Sunday through Saturday
But what of the penguin as food?
Mighty tasty! Penguin pizza, penguin pie, penguin butter sandwiches. Not to mention penguin burritos - ay caramba! Penguins are born white, but are blackened on the back because they lie on their stomachs during intense Antarctic lightning storms. Because of this electrical treatment, they are precooked, tenderized, and ready to eat! So why aren't there more penguin meat products at your grocery store?
It is a conspiracy, that's why! The penguins hide in Antarctica, exposing their chewy goodness only to the occasional leopard seal or visiting scientist. Did you know that 9 out of 10 American school children have never tasted penguin meat? This is because of the infiltration of the school lunch program by penguin sympathizers, plotting to strip us of our Gawd-given right to chow down on polar waterfowl.
You can fight this hideous collusion between the fish gobbling waddlers from hell, and their minions in Washington. Join P.IN.K.O., the Penguin INternational Knowledge Organization, and help us reveal the truth to the world! Do not submit to the crushing flipper-heel of these evil - but tasty! - flightless felonious fowl!