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I liked this page better without the merge tag.
I fixed Oscar's quote, it's supposed to be "the same" not "different" (that way, the answer to the offer of sex is always yes)
Please no more ducks. The picture is nice though (see: The Da Disney Code, by Alex Gondolier) --Anon
Surely there are different kinds of paradoxes. It's kind of lame that they are all "both are X-er than each other". What about a rock so heavy God couldn't move it? "This is a lie". You aren't reading this. Paradoxes don't always have to be of the kind listed on this page...
Aaadddaaammm 09:40, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
edit Awesome example
"Your Favorite Undiscovered Band Paradox: The band is good so people should listen to them. But once people start listening, they'll start to sell out and they won't be worth listening to."
Whoever wrote that one is officially awesome in the eyes of Unknownwarrior33, a random Uncyclopedian (that's me, in case you're slow). I know EXACTLY what you're talking about and it annoys me a lot, so I'm happy to see someone making fun of it.-Unknownwarrior33 13:56, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
Very nice article, I enjoyed all of them, just like Unknownwarrior33, LOL at the Band one. I also like the hot chick one. KoRoBeNiKI]
edit Another kind of paradox...
What about the warez group named PARADOX? (I do not condone copyright infringement. Also, it's going to take me quite a while to think of what to say about this PARADOX, if I come up with anything at all.