Benson EditEdit

BOTM This article has been blessed by the great BENSON.
BENSON himself has edited the article, and thus feels that it is worthy of a place in Uncyclopedia.

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 10:02, 8 October 2006 (UTC)


Hi, I've put in some jokes of my own into the article, because I thought it was in need of a rewrite, and there's so much obvious humour out there about old people that's waiting to be tapped. It still needs some sections striking out, and when I get around to it, I'll edit it. --Knucmo2 20:51, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

SICK humor, but historically accurate Edit

Old people also hate Nazis, 'cuz the usually racist/homophobe/antisemite Nazis were ageists as well. The German state hospitals in the 1930's had a program to put to death millions of very old, sick, ill, crippled or disabled people. Enthusasia...why can't we too? + 11:12, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

You mean euthanasia? That would go against our Christian principles. Christians want us to live long lives full of suffering. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:16, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Recent revertsEdit

Question: why are all edits reverted from the page? Is the page created once and then no edits are allowed, we just have the illusion that they are? I wasn't being profane or anything The preceding unsigned comment was added by‎ (talk • contribs)

I reverted many edits because I found that they mostly catalogued stereotypes without much cleverness at all. One of my Change Summaries, which are accessible under the History tag, specified, "Ranty and serious." This does not mean that there isn't a lot of stuff that is ranty and serious in the article before you got to it. In addition, lengthening several overlong lists almost never makes an article more entertaining to the reader; see UN:LIST for more. Also please read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, that is its name. If you were to pick a user name, we would work more closely with you. Spıke Ѧ 04:49 7-Aug-14