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I know the truth about me. I would like to thank my Swedish fathers who mixed me with a cheese sandwich.
Can some admin please unprotect this? --Mn-z 17:46, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
They forgot the town of Middletown, Ohio. it is a 1890's steal and paper factory town. The high school is the Middletown Middies, since they cannot make an animal.