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edit Novak Djokoprick
He is awesome: ranked #1 in the world as of Sunday.
edit Novak Đoković
I've gone back to the English spelling. The article doesn't even make reference to Novak being Serbian: the character regards all Eastern Europeans as indistinguishable from one another. Insisting on the Serbian spelling is therefore inconsistent with the rest of the page. --14:11, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
edit Further proof that Djokovic is a disgrace
I mean, what tennis player worth his name would break into such a dumb dance on court! A true sportsman would not only have refused the audience's request for such an uncivilized and un-tennis-ly act, but would have also tut-tutted the audience for daring to cheer during and after the match when etiquette clearly dictates that the spectators should keep their mouths shut and preferably doze off! (just look at the comments on this video. People actually agree with me!) It is a sad day that we have to watch so-called top players perform such uncivilized and faggy celebrations of victory on court! TUT-TUT! --11:58, September 11, 2011 (UTC)