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edit 1996 Pontiac Sunfire
The 1996 Pontiac Sunfire just made it through a safety inspection, that is of course due to new laws about inspections. And a complementary vehicle, called the harbor hopper has been added to Nova Scotia's cars. The Harbor hopper is a boat with wheels invented by Rodney Mcdonald, to make trips to other more civilized provinces simpler. Darrell Dexter is currentily working on his own version for when he wins the upcoming summer election (we think), However his attempts have failed. Darrell Dexter is now asking the French for engineering help; It is expected to be powered by a gently modified frog.
--Compaqxp 23:32, 20 March 2009 (UTC)Connor