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YOU BASTARD! im suing...i read it, and felt compelled to stab myself in the eye with a fork...you will be hearing from my lawyers--Danvan 00:28, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
Me, too oddly.
***YOU HAVE DIED***
>WTF?--23:28, October 13, 2009 (UTC)