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This article was nominated for deletion on April 11, 2009.
The result of the discussion was Keep.

edit Ninja vs Pirate

No flamewars on these pages. I've seen a bit of reverting going on about which sucks more. My personal request is that you keep "$Group R0x3rs" to that $Group's page. Thus on the pirate page "pirates rock, ninjas suck" and on the ninja page "ninja rock, pirates suck". We encourage constructive flamewars - participants in non-constructive flamewars will get banned. <--pretty much don't be an ass and go suck a dick u fags. go to hell.

If you're still confused, follow these simple steps:


  1. Decide which group sucks.
  2. Go to the OTHER page.
  3. Read that page, and creatively add your tidbit about why the other group sucks.
  4. ...
  5. Profit!!!


Be creative, read both pages, and refute the opposite point with factual arguments. But because this is uncyclopedia, you can make up the facts. Edit constructively, and make both these articles better. --Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 14:02, 15 Oct 2005 (UTC)

edit Proposed addition to this article

Just link the "dine in hell" comment near the middle of the page.

Also, add "keyboard, piano, any number higher than 14, sunlight" to the list of ninja weapons add "between you" to the list of places they can be

Also add to list of places they can be - 5 minutes ago, the space between seconds, behind air molecules.78.145.51.14 20:31, October 1, 2009 (UTC) And add to weapons - 4:15 in the afternoon.

edit Stuff

I would like to call ur self gay to your attention that ninjas deliver burgers rather than pizzas. ninjaburger.com anyone?

Let us not forget that pizzas are inherently superior to burgers. I am SO declaring a fatwa against you for the insinuation that a ninja would associate himself with anything as inferior as a burger. --New Hotness 04:36, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

So, I was like clicking all over the dispute button to be like checkin out with the words there and shit, when it struck my fancy to add something stupid to the rules for deletion. Finally noticing that those pages reside on a server where it is generally NOT cool to randomly make shit up, I checked my fancy and instead vowed to personally make shit up all over the contributions of those who would dare dispute the great and mighty truth. But then I thought I would just write this instead.

TASTE MY REVENGE DISPUTY BIATCHES!!!

Mr. Cookieface 3/10/2005

im afraid who ever disputes the ninja page has to suck


Oh, it's "Mister" now, is it? Or should I call you instead Acolyte Cookieface, formally of the Order of Ninjin in the Carpathian Mountains?

Since you were exiled from the monastery in disgrace for failing to deliver pizzas in thirty minutes or less, you have made trouble for your former brothers elsewhere. I have humiliated you in your LiveJournal, I have humiliated you at [1], and I have humiliated you here.

When will you learn that you cannot defeat the Ninjin?

--Abbot Vesuvius 3/28/2005

For the love of Criminy... Sign your page edits on talk pages!!! it's not hard! just type two dashes followed by 4 tilde's. --PantsMacKenzie 05:07, 28 Mar 2005 (EST)

And let me add that the cur known as "Mr alex" (or is it the rogue Acolyte Alex of my own Monastery, whose pizza-delivery skills made Acolyte Cookieface look like Acolyte George W. Bush?) has no honor for crudely deleting my correction instead of simply responding to it, like a true Ninja would. In that respect even Acolyte Cookieface has proven himself worthy, despite his heretical views.

--Abbot Vesuvius 4/17/2005

edit Hmmm...

Well, you do know Ninjas are inferior to the supremacy of the Great Hybrid Scazmanian Devil of Tazzorpion. This is a cross-breed of a Tasmanian Devil and a scorpion. Because of the odd breeding habits of the Scazmanian, the Greek gods put magical spells on them to be powerful over all Ninja and to not just deliver pizza, but they are usually the orderers which is their secret plan for diminishing the Ninji Race. That's all, I just had to put in my comment.


the Secret Affiliation of Your Secret Destination


Doesn't Ninjas suffer form the Stormtrooper Effect? Tortov 18:25, 8 March 2006 (UTC)


Ninjae are inferior to none. everyone knows that "ninja" comes from the greek word for "totally fucking sweet and completely dominant." -- He Who Is 05:51, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

edit Training and Skills

Can't fix the C++ thing. It won't create the link. Shouldn't be C++.

KBKarma 17:25, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

Wiki markup doesn't allow a plus sign in a link. Fixed it to point to the correct page, Cplusplus. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 13:56, 17 July 2006 (UTC)

edit The Plural

Fools. Everybody knows the plural of ninja is the same, ninja, because it is a Japanese word. Now, were it a feminine word of the first declension in Latin, the plural would surely be ninjae, but what justification is there for that? You are fools, all of you! You do not deserve to live!

edit Zool?

Why the FUCK does the article begin "Ninja Zool"??

Question seconded. — 66.195.208.98 02:55, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Zoology, it comes right before (and announces) the zoological name. The implication being that Ninja are their own species. Curious that they aren't Homo something or other. No, they're way out: are they even mammals?

edit Help! I'm a noob!

I don't have a clue how the image posting works in a wiki. I'm doing my best, but can someone put it in for me? Please? it's in the 'Watermelon' section of this article.

edit Hahahah

I dont know about u guys but I find this to be damn funny. I think so far its the article that I laughed hardest at.

Score:10/10

I cant make any suggestions on this!

--209.244.188.3 19:00, 19 August 2007 (UTC)Arcanaruto

edit ?

Chuck Norris is a Ninja, or Ninjas are failure attempts to create clones of Chuck? --Naaaaruto_O!22:54, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

No, no, no. Chuck Norris is not a ninja. Interestingly, someone who looks like Chuck Norris is the top American ninja, but that's neither here nor there. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:28, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Haiku

Anyone notice that the first line of the haiku is 6 syllables? I'm just gonna go ahead and fix that. -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 22:36, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Rare picture

This room is crowded by NINJA!


BIATCHES YOU ALL KNOWN NI HAO KI LAN IS THE GREATEST NINJA OF ALLLLLLL!!!! ...and chuck norris can suck it him and his pirate herpies beard http://ja.uncyclopedia.info/wiki/Image:Ninjasroom.jpg

--The preceding unsigned comment was added by JDP929US (talk • contribs)


edit Congrats

Excellent article. Hilarious. Also, it's been nominated.

edit Ninjas are not fake

By boyfriend is a sexi ninja!

Some sweet articles that would make nice external links.

http://pwntalk.com/how-to-survive-a-ninja-attack/ http://pwntalk.com/how-to-become-a-ninja-in-just-5-minutes-a-day/

you are welcome!

edit Jedi>Ninja

Ninja + Telekenesis + better sword + ESP = Jedi. give it some thaught and add a note on the artical. It won't let me log in.

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