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edit Newspeak

Uncyc page Newspeak doubleplusgood. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:58, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Crimethink detection negative. Goodthink positive. Doubleplusgood. -- Hindleyite 15:02, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
Cs1987 plusknow goodthings. Cs1987 goodmarked cookie. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:09, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

edit From Pee Review

  • Unmine article, meexpanded, meunbigged, mefixed. Good? ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 08:58, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Not mine article but I expanded it, shrank the dictionary and fixed the Newspeak. Is it good now? ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 08:58, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
    • Article doubleplusgood Ingsoc newspeak. BB watch article, is good duckspeak. --Cainad 12:43, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
      • Expand, images, more Ingsoc? ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 13:34, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
      • Should I expand it, add images, add more to the Ingsoc section? ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 13:34, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
      • Hmm... adding images, if you can find good ones, would greatly improve the article. I don't think it needs to be greatly expanded, since the whole point of Newspeak is to uncreate crimethink by create stopthink (to prevent crimethink by being short, terse, and leaving no room for argument). I realize the temptation to fill it with in-jokes, but that's what happened to Oscar Wilde and Chuck Norris. The short comment about Uncyc's {{Crimethink}} and {{Minitrue}} templates is good enough. Plus, adding satirical references to 1984 would probably make the article way too long, so leave the links to Crimethink and Ingsoc in so the articles can be kept clean and terse, like they ought to be. The last thing we want to happen to 1984-related humour is for it to be Wilde'd. --Cainad 14:33, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
You're doesn't need that much expansion. --Icons-flag-us SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 21:33, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
  • article misprints newspeak malused rewrite fullwise (Hey, that's kind of a made-up version of Newspeak. Maybe you should try again.)
ref 1984 ch 4 (Read Chapter 4 of the novel "1984". It might help.) -- Colonel Swordman 14:21, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
Aah, but ch4 explains the Newspeak in 1984 (that is, provided I read the right section). It'd've progressed by then by 2006. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:07, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
  • article rectified fullwise (I fixed up the whole article and added a few things.) -- Colonel Swordman 17:21, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

edit ally/enemy

I changed the ungood function which says that Eurasia is both an enemy and an ally, or Eastasia is both ungood and good. Now it will not say that Eurasia/Eastasia is ally/enemy at the same time.

edit Pictures

There seem to be a shortage of pictures here. Any interest in these?


"Support for Party doubleplusgood. Support make bellyfeel fullwise." -- Keynote speaker Tom Vilsack at the 1984 Ingsoc National Convention


1984 Ingsoc National Convention. Doubleplus good.

I love how much his logo looks like the Ingsoc logo  ;) -- Rei 18:30, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Someone (IE not me as I'm a cheapskate and never bought it >_>) could Photoshop Ingsoc in place of the Tom Vilsack names on the first piccy. Having both pictures would look messy and CRIMETHINK-ish. 11:22, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

I take it you've never heard of Gimp? That's what I did all of my edits in. -- Rei 19:07, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Nope, but your numerous pictures are great. So... *procrastinates* 09:38, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Noob Quote

Wouldn't this be better sourced as 13375P34K on Newspeak?

edit Can someone explain this to me?

  • What the heck is this whole minitrue doublepluscrimethink ungood thing about? apparently it's this but what exactly is this? Jedibob5 02:43, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Newspeak made doubleplusgood by Ingsoc. George Orwell mark fulwise Newspeak (in Oldspeak duckspeak, plusungood) 1984.

edit Article DoublePlusGood!

Wouldn't it be best to change the "Featured" Image in on in the Newspeak article into either the phrase "doubleplusgood" or "duckspeak", or maybe both using the options template?

Also the following phrase...

This article has been featured on the front page. — You can vote for or nominate your favourite articles at Uncyclopedia:VFH

...could likewise be translated to Newspeak, although I'm not fluent enough in the language to do it, myself. -- 23:06, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

--Groove Bones 12:25, 29 June 2007 (UTC)Me think doubleplus good article newspeak. Me jus read fullwise 1984 and thought doubleplusgoodwise. congradulations ref to newspeak article. pax out.


Potatohead aqua Doubleplusgood Duckspeak Featured version: {{{date}}}
Minipax verify article doubleplusgood. Place prolefeed secsubpage Uncyclopedia. Goodthink duckspeak report for secsubpage.

I don't know how to change the date or the words, "Featured Version." --* 07:54, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Remake from first. Article has doubleplusungood oldspeak. Undo doublewrited oldspeak. AVerySeriousGuy (talk)

edit Change

You could change edit this page to Newspeak and history as well --I like cheese 17:51, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

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