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Why are we attacking a big oil company (Esso) on this page? Their office isn't in the New Forest at all. It is North of the New Forest and their oil interests lay mainly in the Weald. (If you don't live in the South of England you won't understand a word of that). Get your facts right! Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:14, May 22, 2013 (UTC)
- Anon, please ignore the above. No one has to get his facts right. The overriding consideration is whether it's funny. 12:22 22-May-13
- PS--On that score, the article could do better. The section on Esso is partly the tedious petrobusiness=greed line, and this and the rest of the article toward the end reads too much as though it is a serious bill of particulars against the residents of the area. Please keep working on this!
- Precisely the point I was making, Spike, thank you for re-stating it. As I said attacking Esso in this context isn't funny as you haven't any jokes in that section and it makes no sense at all as the Esso office is not in the New Forest. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:05, May 22, 2013 (UTC)