Talk:National anthem

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Song used as musical opium to convince a country that it is better then all others.

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Bonus Points

Bonus points are added to all countries where the vast majority of the countrymen and women sing the anthem with heartfelt passion, yet have no idea what the words mean (e.g.Wales).

Notable Anthem

Italy has one of the finest anthems, having the scale and form of a major opera.

England has one of the worst, being a collossal dirge that takes about three hours to sing, with one note every ten minutes or so. Although that's what they get for getting John Cage to write it.

Canada has the shortest anthem.

Spain has an anthem which they stole from a rapper. It says "It's getting hot over here, so we're gonna sweat our asses off!"

Other Anthems

See also

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