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See the Wikipedia entry. Alternatively, and this is my preferred suggestion, don't.
Fair play. RabbiTechno 15:45, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
Edited to remove most of the feeble Douglas Adams references.Flying Pig 09:39, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
Nicely written! made my day. Mark who lives by the Grand Union Canal...
What happens if two narrowboats enter the same body of water? Seems that since each of them will be becoming more narrow than the other they will keep getting more narrow till at least one of them vanishes entirely, is that right?