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This is in serious, serious need of a rewrite. It looks like this thing was written by an 11-year-old procrastinator who sits around watching Cartoon Network all day.
- Cartoon Network is ran by Ted Turner, a definite full-blooded Jew from Kentwood in the Pines, California with an anti-(white) American agenda. His rival Rupert Murdoch of Fox spews is even more neo-COMMUNIST crap that propagates pro-Israeli agendas. If you want to listen to really racist, ultra-Conservative, nationalist-socialist bullcrap, you can't find it on Cartoon Network. You love children, don't you? +