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edit Well lookit that!
I hope nobody minds that I'm making this page. Especially with such a negative portrayal of the band. I just find them funny- their blatant support of things to be "different" and their clams of free speech despite the fact that their music tends to attack people with different opinions.
I hope I don't sound too preachy in this article. But for a punk band that supports the freedom of opinion, they sure are Nazis about their beliefs. I still suck at making pages on this site. Add anything you'd like to- it's not like I'm going to be able to stop you.
If anybody could add a picture or two- that could help. Maybe make it look a bit- neater? Sorry. I suck. I know.
edit occassionally funny, not that true
Fat Mike is a millionaire because he owns his own record label and has for two decades . . . . so they aren't so against making money. They didn't go mainstream in the mid 90s like the offspring or green day . . . . and more people go see them and listen to them than did back then. Can the same be said for the "smart" bands that went mainstream? The Offspring still make albums but nobody cares, and until they got lucky with American Idiot Green Day was totally forgotten. Also since when does being on a major label give you the "more freedom to write music"? How dumb. Like I said a guy in the band owns the label they are on, so they are probably pretty free to do as they please, like record and tour whenever the hell they feel like it (which they do). Mike has said he has never done heroin, and didn't start doing drugs till he was already a millionaire, so on that point you are just lying. They just express their opinions. If that makes them "Nazis" about it you are just a pussy. Cheers!—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 126.96.36.199 (talk • contribs)
- Thanks for your contributions. We here at Uncyclopedia are immensely thrilled that you have picked up on the comedic portion of this site (which is about .000001% of the point.) Congrats. (talk) 00:05, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
Way to go Einstein. Some of this isn't true? OMG!!! It's called "humor." No, not everything on this page is true. The fact that you're getting angry over an article on uncyclopedia of all websites is hilarious. I intentionally made some of this up to make fun of the band and to make this more humorous. If you don't like it, then you may visit this website.
IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE TRUE. RARELY ANYTHING ON THIS SITE IS TRUE. YOU JUST POINTED OUT SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE ELSE KNEW.
Or, you know, you could just NOT read it. --TheTrueFreak 00:18, February 14, 2011 (UTC)
Go ahead and add all you want to the article. But I did think that the picture of the Jackass- er... Jonas Brothers is rather necessary.
edit Madmax is awesome
Thanks for making the article neater and changing a few things. I didn't write a great article, but your contribution at least makes it better than it was.