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curious to know how many points for using your pet as your avitar is...~cw

I just made a myspace account. The number of bisexual striper models in my area is astronomical. Not to mention the average bust size in the triple D's. Which is pretty convenient since most of my area is OLD PEOPLE. Lieing Liars and the Liars that Lie for them.--Nytrospawn 18:28, 24 Apr 2005 (EDT)

Dewd, What's ur profile name, so we cn meat and have sex and stuff--Marcos Malo 20:24, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Oh, shit. I have 2740000 points. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 05:40, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I like the anon edits that add stuff like "FUCK OFFFFFFFF!!!!" (which I just reverted). Are people on myspace that sensitive to criticism of their social network of "friends?" --Darkdan OUN 02:03, 20 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I removed the "field guide" image - it's a stupid thing that's been emailed across half the fucking internet, and not only is it unoriginal it's tedious. I think I'll be going the hack on this article in a big way some time soon. - David Gerard 22:53, 20 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I made some stylistic changes to the first few paragraphs; they were poorly written and barely made sense in places...

It'd be much more humourous an article if an admin feels like cutting down the content of the 'scoring' sections. A few more stylistic changes could be made to several other passages, too, many of which lose their intended humour due to the original author's poor writing skills.--Seeky 14:05, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

LOL this is great, this entire article is one collective douchebag, props to whoever made "Tom" link to the grue article. --Whimsickal 20:01, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

Hahaha, there is a OMGsooohott6969... I made that name up a year and a half ago when I started this article. He's using our "old Tom" image too. --Darkdan OUN 04:06, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

Am I the only one to get -145859435 points? (yes there is a minus). The only + that I got was I think 740 points. All others negative. --Alexignatiou 17:28, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

I got a negative score too. --Red Simba 21:26, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

this is the most accurate article on the site

edit Too much like an ED article

The mean tone of this article makes it feel like an Encyclopedia Dramatica article. At least have it reworded to sound more smartassy and not just mean, that's what Erectile Disfuctionpedia is for. 00:41, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

my space rocks!!!!!!!!!!!

edit From Pee Review

This looks almost VFH worthy, what do you think? --AAA! (AAAA) 11:04, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Almost. I think it just needs a little more clean-up. --Weatherman1126 03:05, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
I agree with this comment. Needs to be cleaned up. --—Braydie 00:41, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

That list is hilarious, but it's too long. Could it be broken into sections and could the images be formatted not to interrupt the bullets? History is short ... could it be moved up top before gaming section? Love the dialogues. --Jives 17:23, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

I like it, the list is long but I found myself just reading a few from each section. The real weird part is that the "place for dyslexics" thing is not really explained. Tt22 23:00, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

The Myspacetruth_1-1.jpg needs to go. Plagarism. - Lemon. Lemonwedge 23:24, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Huh? --Weatherman1126 05:05, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
I'm saying I've seen that image before (link), therefore it's not original to this article. - Lemon. Lemonwedge 15:14, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
Oh I see. --Weatherman1126 17:36, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

eh it works fine, just because its not original does not mean you cant use it, besides who made it in the first place? it would be hard to find the real owner now... Come on let's get some more comments.--Weatherman1126 22:07, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

edit yeah, I got a pic

I got a picture from when I "tried" to get an account, ya know when it asks you to spell the letters, well they spell (of all obscenities) cunt. And with the writing above clearly stating that myspace does not tolerate any sort of rudeness I believe that this would be a valuable asset to this article. 12:21, 12 May 2007 (UTC)--rgsupergrover

edit Cleared Up (a bit)

I moved the whole blog shenanagins to MySpace Blogs. // Sgt.Montez, SIR! 20:37, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh thank god, I thought it was gone forever. Roman Dog Bird 20:03, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

edit This page is stupid

Oka seriously guys, how lame can you get??? all of u are just jealous of popular myspace users just ecause they actually HAVE firends u hve no friends of ur own or EVEN ON MYSPACE!!! u see thats how lame u r. so u guys are just here to make people who just want to have fun and talk and meet a new ppl pissed off! OH but dont worry because we ARE NOT GONA GET PISED OFF BY A BUNCH OF LOSSERS W/ NO FRENDS LIKE YOU ALL!!!!1 because just remember, all ur hatin is just making us famos =]. and i just love all the attention were getting. so keep on making fun of us because all ur doing to us is giving us attentoin and i lyke that very much ^^. oh and heres a little ps to all of u on this loser site. GET LIVES AND STOP MAKING FUN OF THINGS U DNT LIKE!!!!!!!!1 STUPID ASSHOLES!!!1 kthxbye <33 *anybody who disagrees with this stupid page add me on AIM- xpolishgur1x <3333333

^^^ the bold. That's the only thing I altered in this pissy ranting. Looks like somebody just doesn't realize that friends online aren't really your friends if you haven't even met them in person. This is what social networking websites do to people: they make them type all weird like they have tourettes and stuff, and they don't really make actual friends, just an online representation of someone who could be....welll, anybody. -- 22:51, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

HAHAHAH some people are so lame it's not even funny dude. Ok if you get on myspace and get all delusional and like to imagine you're omfg sooooo popular omg omg omg OMFG that's ok but don't come here and mess with our articles because we here at uncyclopedia have the right to rip on this turd of the internet called "myspace" and will keep doing it because, in the end, I have a feeling that more than 90% of everything written on this article is self evident.--Smokydoggg 17:19, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Ohhh and by the way, as I say in the article, MySpace "FAME" is worth EXACTLY the amount of money/real fame/power that the last turd I dropped on the toilet last time I went to the bathroom was worth.

You should have been euthanised when you were a kid. "xpolishgir1x"? What the hell is that? I can't fucking stand it when dumb cunts like you accuse others of "jealousy". Where do you get off like that? But the random IP and Smokydoggg basically said whatever else I could say, and this bitch is never coming back. I just felt like blowing off some steam. I still can't believe there are people this stupid and delusional out there. Roman Dog Bird 23:27, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

ok, so all u haters, heres somthing for u. Remember to practice safe sex....cum fuck me. OH AND HERES MY MYSPACE AND IM FUCKIN PROUD TO HAVE 1 Check out my photos! Personally, I think I look better now that I've been turned into a woman :)

LOLZ. Roman Dog Bird 02:28, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

LMAO--Smokydoggg 00:05, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Example of MySpace

I think maybe somebody should make a MySpace following the instructions of this article and link it to the page. Food Eater 8:03, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

No need for that, here some real myspace profile that follows the rules without being made up: Rodheschinis 00:14, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

edit This page is not funny anymore

It was much better with the points system. Now it's just.... no. 17:12, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

I agree, the points were the best thing about this article.

This page blows now, bring back the points! -NS

edit Dear MySpacers on Uncyclopedia

Please stop smearing this article. You're not getting your pathetic point across by writing "We interrupt this article to bring you this special news bulletin: This user is high on ice cream and water!", which actually was a real remark, stuck between the rubric, and which I just deleted. I say to counterract this, all of us Uncyclopedia members make fake MySpace pages to smear the site. How would you MySpacers like THAT?! --Mr Wuggles 05:25, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

This article is nigh perfect. I love it! I would, however, quibble about the "99% of crappy myspace bands" though. Where's this mysterious 1% of MySpace bands whose music doesn't make one want to perform a keyhole auto-lobotomy by driving a screwdriver forcefully up one's nostril? -WhatAJoyDivine 12:37, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Too Many Lists

It's a very funny article, in my opinion, but there are too damn many lists. Those are discouraged, I believe. Editors should change them- just figured I'd offer my 2 cents. 00:29, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

"Gey" or "ghey"? I've changed the page so the latter spelling is used, as this is the one I've encountered among the handful of irritating teenagers I'm occasionally forced to encounter. Dom Kaos 18:10, 1 January 2009 (U

Excellent article! It kept me entertained for a while in school.

edit MeinRaum

I thought the combination of "Mein Kampf" and "Lebensraum" could be seen as funny, as if it implied that MySpace is a Nazi website. The translation was reverted. RoseTenthFan (talk) 12:56, April 26, 2016 (UTC)

I reverted it, and shall do so again. This is more a riddle than a joke. The very start of an article must lure the reader in, not challenge him to figure out what it meant. A better way to do this would be to add a section, perhaps MySpace in Germany, and develop the comparison. It must be done well because, as we note in How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, the Nazi meme has been overused over the years and is not funny by itself. If you can cite real-world aspects of MySpace that support this comparison (without having the text come off as though you are using Uncyclopedia to "soapbox" about gripes on another website), that would be fine. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:10 26-Apr-16
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