Talk:Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio

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Just as I clicked on this article, my phone rang and the caller I.D. said "Ohio." I picked up the phone and screamed "LEAVE ME ALONE, EDWIN!!!" Actually, I made up that second part to make the story seem more interesting. --THE 19:20, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Truth be told, both Mr. and Mrs. Standish have their own bedrooms, seperated by a discreet passage way between the two rooms. Of course since she went through "the change", Mr. Standish has been a complete gentleman and hasn't bothered her at all. In turn, not only she has been a complete lady and has not mentioned Mr. Standish's indiscretions, she never even thinks about the possibility that the word "indiscretion" exists! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:28, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
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