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i am bother extremely disturbed and extremely aroused by how much thought this person put into 'the moustache'. wow. --Metaphysical 00:26, 18 Mar 2005 (EST)
what about a porn star moustache?
edit HI, you forgot a mexican moustache!
Try emiliano zapata's or some sombrero guy. Most mexicans have some nasty moustaches.
Make it right, make it hilarious.
edit how'd you forget this one?
The General Cos. Oh yeah.