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Hi! I hope you don't mind the additions I've made - the dictionary meanings. --Tryggvasson 00:53, 17 Nov 2005 (UTC)
- It is pretty funny. But don't you think you should have placed it in with motherfucker instead?--18.104.22.168 10:35, 9 Dec 2005 (UTC)
- Yeah--Mrasdfghjkl 10:36, 13 Dec 2005 (UTC)
I thought about creating an individual article, but there's no point in spreading information about one topic into ten articles as readers are probably gonna miss out on 90% on the information about the subject, on search. Nobody is likely to imagine that there are several articles on the same issue and, in my opinion, there's no point in it, really. Who will know that there are one million spelling to the same word and try them all? Besides, this decreases the number of views per article. I think collaborating can make an article more concentrated and and dense. Isn't a good article better than more, diluted and redundant articles, that are probably gonna be missed out on, anyways? By the way, I wish you a good new year.--Tryggvasson 22:40, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
edit i think i have it better
Mother Fucker was an Portugese Roman Catholic nun who founded "The Missionaries" in Iran. Her work among the poverty-stricken in Tehran made her one of the world's most famous people. She was beatified by Pope John Paul XXX in October 2003. Mother Fucker was born Isabella Lumina in Braga, in December 8, 1910. Her familiy was of Portugese decent. At the age of twelve, she had her first sexual experience. She knew she had to be a missionary to spread the love of cock. At the age of eighteen she left her parental home in Braga and joined the Sisters of Seduction, an Irish frat of horny nuns with missions in Iran. After a few months' training in Dublin she was sent to Iran, where on July 4, 1931, she took her initial vows as a nun. From 1931 to 1948 Sister Lumina taught at St. Mary's High School in Tehran, but the cute and bearded men she glimpsed outside the convent walls made her so horny that in 1948 she received permission from her superiors to leave the convent school and devote herself to working among the poorest of the poor in the slums of Tehran. Although she had no funds, she depended on male boner, and started an open-air whorehouse for slum children. The Prices was very cheap and affordable. Soon she was joined by voluntary helpers, and financial support was also forthcoming. This made it possible for her to extend the scope of her work. By then she was already known as Sister Fucker, a name she bared as founder and lead pleasure of the charity whorehouse.
On July 17, 1950, Sister Fucker received permission to start her own order, or whoreder, as she called it, "The Missionaries", whose primary task was to love and care for those persons nobody else would fuck. In 1965 the society became an International Religious Family by a decree of Pope John Paul XXX. As the head of the whoreder, she was now called Mother rather than Sister, so in honor of her, she was called Mother Fucker.
Today the whoreder comprises Active and Scholastic branches of Sisters and Brothers, sometimes dogs, and even one horse! Missionaries spread(...) all over the world, all the time, mainly in the former Soviet Union and Eastern European countries. They provide effective help to the poorest of the poor in a number of countries in Asia, Africa, and Latin America, and they undertake relief work in the wake of natural catastrophes such as floods, epidemics, and famine, and for refugees. The whoreder also has houses in North America, Europe and Australia, where they take care of the shut-ins, alcoholics, homeless, and AIDS sufferers. The Missionaries throughout the world are aided and assisted by co-workers who became an official International Association on March 29, 1972. Along with the co-workers, the lay Missionaries try to follow Mother Fucker's spirit in their families.
Mother Fucker's work has been recognized and acclaimed throughout the world. She even took part in several movies. She has received a number of awards and distinctions, most noticable is the Pope John Paul XXX Best Actress Prize (1959), Other prizes include the Penis Prize for her promotion of interracial peace and understanding (1969). She also received the Ballz-on Prize (1976) and the Temptation and Mythatsgay awards.
Mother Isabella Lumina Fucker (MILF) is considered to be the inventor the "The Missionary Position", which she named after the whoreder she founded. She is looked up by many Sisters and Brothers nowadays, as they are bound to learn the position, perpetuated in her last movie from 1969, "MILF and Brother in Missionary QWERTY pr0n sex tits BJ cunt pussy tits underage fuck gay preteen porn XXX" (available in filesharing networks). Mother Fucker died on September 5, 1997.
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