Talk:Moses

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Re: ' Excerpt from newly discovered Bible scrolls in Brooklyn'

In case anyone doesn't get it, it's a He-Man joke.

--RudolfRadna 15:12, 14 April 2006 (UTC)


I'm trying to shape the article with a theme of Moses being Chuck Norris. I'l work on it more tomorrow...plz add/edit freely.Spartan Leader 07:05, 15 January 2007 (UTC)--Spartan Leader

You may want to reconsider that...Chuck is a dead meme on Uncyc. Roundhouse kicking people in the head gets really tired after awhile. I'm not saying that you can't, I'm just saying that you shouldn't. Also, sign your posts on talkpages with ~~~~. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:37, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

I just added the Pesach story[up in heaven] told in the movie Munich at the bottom. Im not sure what the number of spaces before the punch line should be. Mabe someone who is good with a pause effect can help me out with that. Also added a bunch of pictures, notably the one with Magic Juan.Spartan Leader 08:15, 15 January 2007 (UTC)Spartan Leader

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This was a rewrite for the best pictures category in the PLS that has just passed. Just need some pointers on what I need to do to make it VFD VFH worthy. —Braydie 00:42, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

The best parts are when you make moses speak, the starting quote and the picture captions. Maybe you should make him speak more. It's funny when you suggest his story was just a bunch of missundestandings, maybe you could take that line a step further. Everything from beggining to end was a missunderstunding: Miriam took him for a bath in the river and the basket got away. Pharaoh's daughter was taking a bath too, and got angry when she saw how dirty it was, filled with baby baskets, took moses' basket to show his father how awful the situation was. To prevent that from happening again the pharaoh had the idea of killing all the remaining male babys. Maybe those aren't the best examples, but you get my point.---Asteroid B612 B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 13:16, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

edit Moses-Speak (Mosepeak)

Totally agree with Astroid, I was going to give this a weak-for on VFH but with added internal dialogue by Moses would make this article as fathomable as say Christopher Walken or Mr. T... Moses could be themed/stereotype as some indecisive leader given authority by God to do good upon people but ends up wimping out in every situation because of his lack of confidence. That's cause for some good dialogue!! Moses is like the Demi-God of the Jews. This article could probably be equivalent but not as incessant as the Jesus article mainpage, content-wise. I started working on a Cyber Moses article a few weeks ago; hoping to have it up and posted soon. Let me know if you want any help with image-crafting or something. --AmericanBastard 23:25, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Here's some examples i came up with:

1. (throws stick on floor) Moses: Your influences of authority are no match for my God given powers of divine magic and stuff.

Pharoe: Moses! What did I tell you about taking your snake out of its cage??!!

Moses: Sorry father. (picks up stick)


2. Moses: What is up G-man?

God: You are to lead the Jews onto israel and deliver upon them these sacred commandments to which I endow upon you!

Moses: Can I take a pass on that one?

God: NO!!!

Moses: Alright, Alright! You the boss G-man but I expect an allowance hike on my 401k.

God: NEVER!!!

Moses: Ok, yeah, that'll work too.


3. Charlton Heston: Shoot that boor.

Moses: Why? It's not hurting anyone and I'm not that hungry.

Charlton Heston: Call yourself a sadist!!?? Pull that fucking trigger!!!

Moses: Normally I would never do this but since you played my role so well I'll grant you this one- time-only favor. (fires)


4. Mel Brooks: I bring upon you these 15... (breaks tablet)

Mel Brooks: Oy... Moses did it.

Moses: DID NOT!!!

Mel Brooks: Shut ya pisk Moses our i'll kicka you off the set!

Moses: I'll be good. --AmericanBastard 21:51, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

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