Talk:Moomin Church of His Spaghettiness
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This unwarranted emphasis on the Spaghattien nature of God, to the detriment and denigration of his Flyingness and Monsterness, is greatly disappointing, and brings the core beliefs of this faction into doubt. Sure, the Noodly Appendage is his physical manifestation, but to worship the noodle without proper faith in the meat or the sauce, let alone the Flying or the Monster is to lack 7/9ths of the complete and utter faith required by the Flying_Spaghetti_Monster. For that reason, I bear witness and call this faction false worshippers of a lesser false god. --Marcos Malo 12:34, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Mr. Malo, I frankly find your referal to our true God's noodly appendage offensive. I believe what you are missing is that spaghetti is not actually a noodle my friend, but a type of pasta. Also, where is it stated in 'The Flying Spaghetti Monster' that there is any meat, or indeed sauce? These are simple creations of a false prophet, who has tricked you into worshipping his own ideals, in the form of a Flying Spaghetti Bolognese Monster.
I hope I have enlightened you, and unless you see through the lies you have been taught, to the true spaghetti nature of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I'm afraid Mr. Bree shall soon be seeing to you with his spoon.
Yours Faithfully Arch Deacon Pony
