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Perhaps the latest version should be still "Still Vista, but with a nicer hat"
 
Perhaps the latest version should be still "Still Vista, but with a nicer hat"
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*I think Windows 9LI--[[Special:Contributions/114.79.62.181|114.79.62.181]] 09:03, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Latest revision as of 09:03, July 11, 2012

edit Lead picture at top of the article

Hey what's wrong with all you??? Micro is gonna sue uncyclopedia user:andersmusician

They won't sue us. They haven't sued before, either. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUNCapt.) 22:22, October 22, 2007
anyway, I believe the main pic should be moved down and shrank, might be controversial for some people, or maybe not user:andersmusician

Put this at the top!



Windows is EEEEEEEVIL! Reginmund 19:57, 24 November 2007 (UTC)


Someone needs to add Emily Dickenson on Windows: With Blue-uncertain stmbling buzz- Between the light-and me- And then the Windows failed-and then I could not see to see-

edit Error-mas

I hereby declare this day of Feburary 1 Error-mas. Happy Error-mas! ----Gp75motorsports REV LIMITER 21:55, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Thatsucks1
you forgot to add this to the page

edit Interesting...

I think it would be interesting if this video was added to the article: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjgu0DBCtcE

edit Please put in

this article is locked but here is something funny that a moderator could put in funny error messages

and:

/* Source Code Windows vista */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "winxp.h"
#include "linux.h"
#include "macos.h"
#include "doratheexplorer.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
 while(!CRASHED)
 {
   display_copyright_message();
   display_bill_rules_message();
   do_nothing_loop();

   if (first_time_installation)
     {
     make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
     do_nothing_loop();
     totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
     search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
     make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
     destroy_mozilla_products();
     destroy_apple_products();
     destroy_google_Products();
     destroy_anything_not_microsoft_or_allowed();
     hang_system();
     } //if
   write_something(anything);
   display_copyright_message();
   do_nothing_loop();
   do_some_stuff();

   if (still_not_crashed)
   {
   display_copyright_message();
   do_nothing_loop();
   basically_run_windows_31();
   do_nothing_loop();
   } // if
 } //while

 if (detect_cache())
   disable_cache();

 if (fast_cpu())
   {
   set_wait_states(lots);
   set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
   set_mouse(action,jumpy);
   set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
   } //if

 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
 /* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");   */
 /* printf("Welcome to LazyTown");   */
 printf("Welcome to Windows vista");

 if (system_ok())
   crash(to_dos_prompt)
 else
   system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

 while(something)
   {
   sleep(5);
   get_user_input();
   sleep(5);
   act_on_user_input();
   sleep(5);
   } // while
 create_general_protection_fault();

} // main

edit Activation

I suggest the following be placed underneath the section "Internet":

Activation

With growth of the internet and p2p, software piracy became rife with versions of windows such as Windows XD: Pirate Edition that were stripped of its "New Versions" and VFI'd bugs. This had severe consequences for the company, who no longer had control over what bugs a user was entitled to keep and/or remove. Microsoft responded by releasing its activation system, along with propriety adware in the guise of "must-have" software such as Windows Movie Maker and Windows Live Messenger, among others.

Automatic software updates were also turned on automatically, so all the latest bugs were always available to the end user. This was in addition to a new killer-app for Windows Fiesta and beyond; the restart computer reminder. A user could no longer keep a Windows computer on for more than four hours without being reminded that their machine needs to be restarted. This is a testament to the amount of bugs created every minute by Microsoft Employees; however, a user can enjoy exactly the same behaviour from their computer by installing Windows 666 without activating it. Microsoft are working on this problem. --Ronius 14:52, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit Latest version

Perhaps the latest version should be still "Still Vista, but with a nicer hat"

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