Talk:Metric system

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Somebody (you) should add in the Kevin Bacon measurement here.

Ya know the metric system is actually based on the dimensions of earth? Yeah, I think it'd be about 3% more fun to say it's based on the dimensions of Vin Diesel or whatever instead of the current explanation "to make everything add up to 10", which I'm guessing is based on ignorance of the above fact.

edit Temperature

The metric unit of temperature is degrees Celsius (°C). 13:07, December 4, 2015 (UTC)

Thank you, Data. That will be all. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:10 4-Dec-15

edit Half Letters

What's a "half letter"? The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

The article spells it out well enough. Do you understand that this is a humor wiki? Spıke Radiomicrophone02:59 10-Dec-15

The difference seems to be related to the fact that it could either be halfwidth, or it could have half of it missing. It doesn't spell it out which one. Do half-letters have half of them missing, or are they halfwidth? 12:27, October 12, 2017 (UTC)

edit Where's the zero for temperature?

♪ Down like she's supposed to be.
She gets do** *** for me.
Down, like her temperature 'cause to me she's 0°
She coooold, overfreeze,
I got that girl from overseas.
Now she's my Miss America,
Now can I be her soldier please?
I'm fighting for this girl,
On the battlefield of love.
Don't it look like Baby Cupid sending arrows from above?
Don't you ever leave the side of me,
Indefinitely, not probably,
And honestly, I'm down like the economy. ♪ 18:31, October 10, 2017 (UTC)

Show your face Bard! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:26, October 10, 2017 (UTC)
Notice it says zero for temperature 14:58, October 26, 2017 (UTC)
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