Talk:Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
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edit CRAB BATTLE!
188.8.131.52 18:02, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
God damnit! I haven't yet played Metal Gear Solid 4! Thank you, UNCYCLOPEDIA for ruining my life!
- == Prolouge and credits. ==
- ==I'M SICK OF THESE MUTHA FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MUTHA FUCKIN' PLANE!!==
- Why don't you do something about them? Like trap them or shoot them or-
- Eat them?
- Not really what I would have in mind, but-
- No, eating snakes is the manly way. Come on, you try one.
- But won't it bite me?
- No, we're over soviet airspace.
- Ah, I must be safe. (Because in Soviet Airspace, YOU eat snake!) Allrighty, here goes.
- [Is bitten by black mamba and promplty dies]
- Oops, maybe I was wrong.
can I just congratulate whoevers idea it was to hide some text in white, I knew someone would have done as soon as I saw the text in yellow, thats what I like about unclyclopedia