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Everyone feel free to add their own. This isn't meant to be an entry about me specifically. --Spooner 01:39, 15 May 2005 (EDT) LIES! its meant to be about me specifically!--22.214.171.124 22:07, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC) In many cultures (mostly invented by myself) it's believed only one "me" exists; either "I" am the only person in the world and all others are either slaves or illusions, or there's just a single collective consciousness (disconnected as though it may be), or only "I" may know what the concept of "I" means and using words like "you" or "them" is completely pointless. -- IQ
Administrators, PLEASE remove the main page. It is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
==Please bring back "Classmates. Do I care?" Great work.... there used to be a pic parodying that shitty classmates.com ad. Please bring that back
edit (BOISE REGIONAL SECONDPLACE CHAMPIONS 2005 WHOO!)
I laughed so hard at that line my sphincter almost fell off.--AmericanBastard 05:41, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
edit Good work
Awesome. Totally, simply, fantastically awesome. Anton1234 02:02, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
This page is a fucking masterpiece.
edit Wrong gender?
Shouldn't this article have the pretend person being a guy? Some articles have sexist comments about having sex and dating women, so doesn't this make this pretend person gay? That also sounds wrong because the pretend person has made many gay jokes in articles. Cheddar Cheesia 21:34, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
No.. it's a female.. You're confusing yourself... User:Repku 05:51, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
What??? I don't get it
Think anout it; Who uses the word "me" as the title to a webpage?
edit Reskin Idea
I think that if this article is featured, it should have a reskin to go along with it. --01:13, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- We deffinatly need a reskin now. -- 07:48, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
edit This means nothing!
This means nothing. it's kinda funny, i guess Paco 08:09, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
i love this page, i have seen so many personal web pages that look like the product of infinite monkeys, infinite type writers and about twenty seconds and this is the perfect parody *applause*cjicken --Lone Wolf 17:06, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Could easily be a copy-and-paste job of at least 10,000 shitty pages. EamonnPKeane 21:30, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
edit From Pee Review
Completely rewrote this one as it was in category:rewrite. I really want this to be as annoying as possible -- scrolling text, some more garish colors, strings of animated .gifs, and so forth. Maybe a looping midi track in the background? And more senseless blathering -- preferrably with fucked-up undertones, as per the style of the current article.--Sultanofsurreal 02:33, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
I'd like a colored background, but maybe something more feminine... baby blue? I like the clipart idea... I'll add that when I have time. --Sultanofsurreal 09:07, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
Excellent. I peed in it a little. See what you think. - Lemon. 00:08, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
Loving the page so far. Think we can get it featured? In any case, I'd love to add this ad, but everytime I try, it displaces the text on the page. --Sultanofsurreal 05:35, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
I added a banner advert. I don't think displacing the text on the page is such a bad thing - this is a banner ad after all! If only there were some way for them to partially obscure text too...--Wyattj 17:45, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
I've just got to say this, no real constructive criticism, but this is so much better than what was there before :). I always thought of Me as one of those crappy articles whose only purpose was to be a blue link when you clicked on it, but now it's like... a real article. I can't even believe it. Good job! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 17:36, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
It's a fucking masterpiece.
Awesome, greatly takes the piss out of the people who actually make those sort of web pages. --Seeing with my feet 16:24, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
Jesus- A fictional character whos ass was occupied by many Roman Soldiers at once, while he was forces to blow a small groups of mountain goats.
History of Jesus- Fuck you, your mother, his sister, my brother, the dog next to my feet, the lady next door, her mom, her aunt, uncle, sister, brother, small gecko, god himself, and any "higher" being, therefor placing and believers in the "ignostic" class of religions.
edit Don't Take it the Wrong Way
WEBsite created by..............Dran and Samus Peach!!!
It's either by fate or coincidence.Or should that be switched around?
who destroyed the page?? it used to be so much funnier!!!
edit The Smokydoggg Has Reviewed This Page
The Smokydoggg, bringer of all things vile, wicked, and ludicrous to the uncyclopedia has personally reviewed this page and has this to say:
"What the hell dude, i've even been here before and it says at the bottom "page created by the smokydoggg"... i'm doing shit I didn't even know I did!"--Smokydoggg 04:17, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
edit About this article.
- This article is a parody of stupid MySpace pages if you didn't get it. I think it does its job perfectly. Erratic Communist 20:51, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
this page contains the funniest used of the blink tag. hilarious!
edit The only good use...
This page is the only good use of that ridiculous "Dramatic" prairie dog. I swear, if i see one more mention of the beastly thing, I will lose all my faith in humanity. I mean it this time. --Lieutenant Fish 04:07, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
edit if there is anyone out there that actually acts like this
I DONT GET IT SO GO AND
edit Rewrite it!!!
This page is not funny.
It needs it. You is much more hilarious. ∞∞Real Genius.∞∞
This article should be changed from being what it is now to being an opposite of You. (article called you) What I mean is that we should make the person of this article perfect in every way, and of course someone who could OWN You at Halo, and in every other way. The article as is now is an embarassment.
edit holy shit
this page caused me so much lag
edit A little misinformation
the article incorrectly states that the US is the greatest country on earth.
the country your thinking of is Australia.
YEAH, YOU. ME.
YOU'RE A BITCH.
126.96.36.199 01:01, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
- I don't get what the person above means, but this page is sort of funny.Can we add more random pics into it?E.G That Guy? -- 03:35, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
Um, I totally disagree with you. And learn to spell, ok? And just because you watch the news doesn't mean your smart. And get a life that doesn't involve anyone else. Seriously.
- Well, sorry~! I'm conceited! And a guy. Which must mean I didn't write this.
- I'm talking to myself again, aren't I? It's the above guy's fault, I swear!. --My page is broken? (Yes, dumbass! Get to it!) 12:52, May 25, 2011 (UTC)
I actually did thing it was about me. Should I see a doctor?
I'm going to have to say that this pretty much entails the entirety of me-ness. It's blatant chaotic neurosis, and embodies the absurd rediculousness of accessive egocentrism.
edit add this to the catagory "things that are definately out to get you"
This needs to be funnier,,,, like now.
Too Flashy.... O.o "Fake Death" 188.8.131.52 14:10, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
Wow! It's so homo, I'm crying! -T.C.I November 10, 2010 @ 17:12 (UTC)
Has anyone noticed the person the "Me" Article talks about thinks she's all that?