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The maryland terrapins are the primary sports team in D.C. They are really shitty though, getting pawned by other better ACC teams year in and year out. Terp fans are classless fags and douchebags, who throw temper tantrums and riot when the other team wins. Many terp fans are thieves or criminals, thus the high crime rate in many parts of Maryland (i.e. Baltimore). The only good terp is a losing terp. Go back to the ghetto!!