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What about the mullet? Did they invent that? I'm thinkin' of adding:
- Various historical documents also attribute the invention mullet to the MacGyver clan, made from beeswax, hollowed-out guinea pigs, and the scalp of Pat Sharpe. It is believed that the unique hair style was commissioned in celebration of their victory at Bacon Bridge.
Ettlz 13:25, 11 Apr 2005 (EDT)
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I don't seem to be able to get the quote I added (from Michael Caine) to display properly. All help in correcting it gratefully received.