Talk:Lake Zurich, Illinois
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Example Resident one: I've lived in Lake Zurich since I was 2. I'm 19 now, and this is exactly how I feel about this shitty town. Moving out and never coming back will be great.
Example Resident two:I've lived in Lake Zurich since I was 2, also. I'm 13 now, and it's pure shit. I haven't even started high school yet, but I can't wait until it's over! SO I CAN GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING TOWN! Anyone who moves is lucky as hell!
Example Resident Three: Shawty get down I like your skinny jeans and someday we will all be friends. LZ4LYF.