Talk:Kurt Cobain

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edit Ugh

I miss the old page. Why was it removed and (eventually) replaced by this shit? EDIT: Nevermind, this is way better now, except for the occasional vandalism. Roman Dog Bird 16:47, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Hah, I love this new page. At least the first half of it had me laughing out loud.

Meh, it's all right (mostly the "blowing his fucking head off" bit makes me chuckle a bit), but I much rather prefer the old version and it's gigantic trivia section. I still have the URL for the Kurt unicorn picture saved somewhere, and I'm thinking of including it in the new article, mainly just to make it slightly similiar to the original article. --MelvanaInChains 04:53, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

imho its lame. very lame

This honestly is funny at all.

Whoever put this new stuff in was either a librarian or an accountant.

This whole restaurant thing is quite lame, yea.. where did all the jokes about his suicide go? THEY were real funny, kept me and my friends laughing for weeks, really!

edit One Reporter's Opinion

CURT COBAIN IS A SHITFACE --Some Random IP Address 045:76, 17 Juneish 2707 (UTC)

This site is stupid and you guys should feel ashamed laughing about someone cmmiting sucide and making a mockery out of his accomplishments....GET A LIFE REMEMBER KARMA ALWAYS COMES BACK ON THOSE WHO MAKE FUN!!
And you just fell for a completely fabricated comment that I made two years ago (Well, okay, you are referring to the article as a whole, but still...). Christ, WHY do you Cobain fanatics (Hell, it ain't just Cobain, it's every so called revolutionary musician) take yourselves so seriously? Get this. The man himself had a sense of humor. Perhaps if he could somehow see this page (from Hell no less, not that I believe in an afterlife, but suicide is a serious sin, y'know.), he wouldn't find it too funny, but he could have easily seen it as nonsense and ignored it. But, judging by his actions, he was a pretty weak person after all, I guess. Unlike his "buddies" in the Melvins, who have alwaays been a far greater band than..........anybody and everybody else. What was I talking about again? Oh, I don't know. Stop seeing him as some kind of martyr, he was a decent song writer at best, but was hardly the revolutionary type that the confused media people always say he was. Grunge? What a load! The Seattle scene? What scene? They missed the underground music that happened from the mid to late 80's and made a bunch of crap bands famous. Pearl Jam? Whatever. Alice in Chains? I actually like 'em, but they're a metal band. Stone Temple Pilots? Well, they came later, but they sucked and are good for nothing junkies. Lighten up, get a sense of humor, AND STOP TYPING IN CAPS LOCK TO SHOW US HOW ANGRY YOU ARE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CPAS LOCK --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 01:41, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Kurt of seattle

I removed a "Kurt" from the "Kurt of seattle" bit, as the real George of the jungle song only has 3 georges. The Kurt of seattle quote had 4. Yeah, just doing the all-important job of cleaning up tiny details which no-one else gives a shit about because they don't matter, y'know...

edit the page is good

it was a good way to honor and remeber him i though

edit Possible addition

edit Kurt's Final Dish

For some reason, Kurt called the final dish he made (before blowing his fucking brains out) an album, entitled "Blowing My Fucking Brains Out". The track listing:

1. I Wanna Die 2. Time 2Die 3. Death is Awesome 4. I Hope I Don't Stain This Awesome Carpet With My Brains 5. Look on the Bright Side, Suicide! 6. I'm Gonna Shoot Myself 7. I Love This Shotgun 8. Will My Janitor Clean My Brain Juices? 9. Time 2Die (feat. The Grim Reaper) 10. I'm Dead, BEE-YOTCH 11. Being Dead is better than being married to Courtney Love

When Kurt died, everyone was shocked - no one knew he was depressed.


Does need some work, but you get the idea. Runningninja 19:30, January 10, 2011 (UTC)

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