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edit Some lunatic rambling
Don't people realize how many innocent people the KFC have sent to isolation camps in Siberia? Also, I see no mention of Vladimir Putin's previous job behind the counter.
Also, whenever you eat at kfc in australia, you get ghb put on top of your wicked wings.
- I know this. Well not the GHB thing but the camps are real. Chicks has a brief statement on it. And use your signature when posting on talk pages. And make a heading.-- 13:10, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
edit That is not true
half of these are, in fact true, but the other half, being about mutant chickens, and the communists, is nothing but crap...trust me I was on the inside...I was once a blinded "employee" till I saw what was happening... they use thawed out chicken which they got out from the freezer,they also discriminate, also chickens don't breathe fire anymore, they bred those out, which is essentially eradiction of a species, rumour has it through the other employees, that colonel sanders actually kept the last one in a cave in Mexico, where it is rumoured to have been cloned, for "scientific" purposes...enough about the chicken, the "Colonel"...nobody really knows, except the CEO of "Yum" brands and to the guy above, we don't have ghb in any Australian stores, no we have a vat of koala milk instead! thats what it is, not GHB or KGB for that matter
edit KFC...the inside story
Ok, you want the truth...well hold on to your hats, the cooks don't fuck the chickens (they have no holes) not after the scandals following the 1979 "Investigation" which it went underground, like the last fire breathing chicken with which they clone it, and remove the fire breathing gland in its throat and place it in an iguana to see if they can create a dragon, they're going to use one of the cave bats for wings...they also have satanic rituals to the song of "Dream" by Beyonce played in reverse with hords Hail satan in the song they are performed in front of an efigy of the Colonel...that readers is the "Truth" (may be total crap or lunacy...if you take it as truth and search every cave in mexico, it's your problem)
edit Idiotic Deletion of ENTIRE ARTICLE by an angry chicken
A fried chicken took offence to the entire article and replaced it with "pow wow yum yum". The hero of truthiness and all that is good in the universe, wombaticus prime, has dug up the last decent save and re-uploaded it in order to THWART the evil chicken. He also ate a whole lot of KFC. Mmmm....Cornol..Cornel...damnit, i can't spell!
edit Kentuckistan Fried Children
I suggest changing the name of the article to Kentuckistan Fried Children, It's sounds really funny to me.
edit Kentucky Freud Chicken
Yes - it's Mother Fuckin' Good! Charles Cameron 07:31, 23 May 2009 (UTC)
edit The Kentucky FC
as in kentucky football club = kfc, geddit!?
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edit Link to change
In the link that says "The Colonel's Eleven Secret Herbs and Spices", could you please direct that to Rick Roll? 126.96.36.199 19:56, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
There is now an actual article on the Eleven Herbs and Spices. Please direct the link here. Pocklecod 18:56, January 27, 2010 (UTC)pocklecod
edit Kentucky Gassed Chicken
Originally started in Nazi Germany prior to World War II, this competitor to KFC went out of business after the war. Years later, it was revived in Iraq shortly after Saddam Hussein took power. Despite the main branch going out of business when the US Military captured Baghdad during Operation Iraqi Freedom, the franchise still enjoys modest success in North Korea. 188.8.131.52 01:46, May 21, 2010 (UTC)
edit Kentucky Fired Christian
Many years before the colonel starting deep frying chicken back when the united states of america was first colonised. all the original colonists believed in the faith known as Christianity?? this umm religion if you can call it that made all the initial colonists really fat and tender leaving the still fit colonel free roam of killing them all and opening the first ever KFP to the native americas and later the second group of colonists.
This eventually had to change when laws of human rights and euallity came into the equasion and so he turned to the closest thing to a christian which was know as a chicken.