Talk:Kanye West

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edit Can I just delete everything and rewrite?

I honestly think that's the best thing to do. Sean Cashen 21:50, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit Let's make this feature-worthy

seriously, somebody edit this page to reference what Kanye said for hurrican katrina; as in, make the article's tone and style imitate what he said. Chop chop! 03:46, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

i've already started. who's up to help? 03:46, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

...Roman Dog Bird, "helping" is not removing half of the article. Just CHANGE what you think isn't funny, don't delete the whole damn thing. :P74.225.227.159 23:02, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Uh huh. And so you decided to add the lists back. Good job. Roman Dog Bird 00:27, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
Well, yeah; you did kind of delete them all and the page was left rather skimpy with no actual changes, so right back at ya. Go ahead and delete them all if you want to, smartass. I wasn't even the one who wrote them all; I just kept them in. :) 02:23, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
AN EXAMPLE OF SOMEBODY REMOVING A BUNCH OF STUFF, TO MAKE A PAGE BETTER *removes one of the lists, UN:LIST*. Roman Dog Bird 03:24, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
Again, as I think Aleister Crowley said, "Do as you please shall be the whole of the law!" ;) If you really think i's better just with the list removed, that's fine by me. 03:19, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
This interruption meme is absolutely golden. This article could be so much better, especially considering all that everyone has to say about Kanye in the first place. 15:41, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Your mom.

Shut up.

This page is so awesome. It should get one of those awesome funny awards for no particular reason. You've got my vote Kane.

“kanye west doesnt care about "awesome funny awards"”
~ Kanye West on Awesome funny awards

edit unfunny stuff

edit We need more about his rapping

Such as his rap career. --NXWave 17:07, 22 December 2007 (UTC) "LOL KANYE IS A NIGGER" and other racist but not funny shit (its the unfunny i have the problem with) is stupid. its not funny. dont replace stuff with dumb shit like that thank you Kanyeevel 06:20, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

This page is incredibly not funny and is actually unbelievably fucking stupid.

I totally agree

edit Thank God Wigga's Know How Much Black People Acutally HATE Kanye

You need to add some more stuff in there, thats it mix it it up all good, and make it a little longer. Anywho most of us hate Kanye, so from blacks to you, thanks. He steals shit.

--Sup Wigga's 00:26, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Excuse me Was You Sayin Something?

Uhh.. No Actually didnt help Thomas Gilbert Kill, Joe The Plumber.

Jokez, I did but I got a reason, What The aint yo mama be proud I got a cheese as a present. Yo I know a Guy Named Shil he died by a guy named Doeyzi, he is my best friend for killing my best friend. Yo What the hell am i saying. No dont me an idiot guys, ok listen up T-Pain was too black to be real we know how much his music sucks. Why the hell did I say that I know that he rocks, he may be better than me. No Wait,did I really said that No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok Randy Jackson is a black whitey like Carlton Banks from fresh prince he may be black but the teacha cant fight them yo mama beated his butt but after carlton died yo mama was proud sitting in the couch with uncle pjil on his lab. Randy got a gun shot down will smith last month. I was offed a job on american idol.

I said No!!! ya heard me but I was offered a job with Tyler perry so I said yes!!!!!!

Did you know that Fat Albert is coming to New York...............

Yea Can't wait and come for my tour.

I don't think this section fits quite right with the rest of the article, so I moved it here instead. Also, it seems a bit incoherent in places, like the tangent thing about Fat Albert. Also, not quite clear about being offered a job on American Idol (needs proper capitalization) and a job with Tyler Perry at the same time how that fits together. Thx for reading this short criticism. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 18:57, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

edit About the Gay Fish thing

Don't you guys watch South Park or something? The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

What's South Park? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:09, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Nope, havent watched it for years. Besides, plagiarism is just so unoriginal. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 12:56, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Hey! Do you guys like fishdicks? .......see how ineffective the humor is in print Mr anonymous IP? DO NOT watch South Park and then come in here and make edits.....just dumb.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:00, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Actually, i think it sounds pretty funny. And the joke made an impact, thats for sure. (besides, it was me on the first edit, but not in the second one, so i didn't wrote the joke here, just put a gay fish with a strikethrough)

That's my point: we're looking for original humor here, not copies of South Park humor. What's funny on South Park is not so funny in print - it doesn't translate well from cartoon to text. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:10, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
As i said, i just added a "Gay fish" after the "Kayne West is..." Part. I agree a whole section about the episode shouldn't be created, even trough the episode made an impact with Daniel Kreps of Rolling Stone saing: "Many have tried, all have failed, but in the end it only took four animated children from Colorado to topple Kanye West's ego" after Kanye awnsered to the episode on his blog. It isn't just South Park humor, it was an event related to Kanye, and all I did was add a remark about it, and I still think it should be there.
No, it's not a whole event related to Kanye, it's not on any of Kanye's official websites, nor in any credible magazines. Adding gay fish comments to this article does not improve the humor of this article, it only copies South Park. Sure, the episode may have been funny, but do you see me inserting Simpsons and Muppets humor into articles at random? NO, because it's unoriginal. Although, I will say it's tempting to add Sims 2 humor into the (grilled) Cheese article, but I am resisting, for the same reason. (For those who want to know more about the deal with Grilled Cheese, more details available here). Sorry, no go on the gay fish, even as a sentence. It just doesn't fit with the rest of the article's theme, and is too unoriginal to merit a whole section. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:14, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
Kanye commented on the episode on his blog, and some guy from Rolling Stone too. It IS an event. And this article sucks anyway, at least who watched south park would have something to laugh at. 11:00, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

- ==Gay Fish== - Kanye is a gay fish. Watch the video on this website: [[1]] Go to season 13, episode 5. -


Example above of removed content. The only thing funny about it is South Park. Uncyclopedia is NOT South Park, and it just doesn't fit with the theme of "Kanye, the white-hater and mentally-disabled mediocre rapper" (whatever you might really think of him). It only serves to attempt to promote one South Park episode on uncyclopedia. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:31, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

If you can't sleep at night without a reference to Gay Fish in the article, at least write something original about it? Like maybe a fictional reaction about it from Kanye? You know, write something, don't just cut & paste. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:32, 22 Apr

edit This article is kind of outdated, sadly.

It mostly harps on his silly "GEORGE BUSH DON'T CARE BOUT BLACK PEOPLE" thing, to the point where I think the page was created because of this. Honestly, I think it'd be better as a super-silly, incoherent nonsense-article that interupts itself with things he actually said.

(Maybe first off, it'd be about his beginnings, which would get cut off with one of his first silly "faux pas"; and continue going that route until a sort of "divide by zero" moment, it continuing on into the future, or just an image marco in mid-sentence. Either that, or we could use a minimalist approach, and write a regularly funny article, but whenever someone tries to mouse-over it, you get that VMA awards moment.) --PayseSAhtAn 03:22, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

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