Talk:José Mourinho

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This is brilliant! mAttlobster. (hello) 01:09, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Thank Matt, glad you like it! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:34, Jan 7

Really good article! I went to see my team lose at Stamford Bridge in 2004 or 2005, but I came out of the ground feeling I had witnessed Henry V mastermind Agincourt. What a man. --nldr - MrN9000 is not "looking for idiots", IC was perfectly fine and there's nothing wrong with how whatever you want to do here. THEY WERE CRAMMED WITH POOR VOCAB CHOICES, THAT'S ITTTT 01:09, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Mistake (seriously)

Since I can't edit at least know that he won the second Champions League with Porto, not the one and only. I don't care that they have different names, it's the same freaking thing. And just so you know, the distance he won the league with, was not a record, suck on that. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Emperor42 (talk • contribs)

Hi, you must be new to Uncyclopedia. Here's a tip: facts don't matter around here. And anyway, it's not the same thing - the names are different, clearly there's a world of difference. Listen to Sky Sports, you'll quickly learn that there was nothing important before the invention of the Champions League, just a wilderness. It must be true, Rupert Murdoch wants you to believe it. Oh, and learn to spell "least". Thanks! --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:11, Jun 7
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