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Complaint Archive Generally, Uncyclopedia is funny, but this time it looks like they've just taken the White Supremacism/Fundamentalist Islam side.. Don't chop it, just make it funny.

Oh, and yeah, all religious people get laughed at in Uncyclopedia. Get used to it, or edit it yourself.

Peace! The preceding unsigned comment was added by 212.199.225.39 (talk • contribs) (6 May 2007)

edit not funny

same problem as the Jews article. its just not that funny. look at Don Rickles.. he says incredibly offensive things... but the way he does it ... it is funny. look at a show like the Office or Curb your Enthusiasm... even look at Borat (which i have a mixed opinion on... but still) or especially Bruno... context is everything... just saying racist crap is not funny in and of itself. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 174.149.33.15 (talk • contribs)

edit Before you post a complaint

Remember that Uncyclopedia is a humor wiki. If you feel that this article is particularly offensive, make it better. --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 08:37, 6 March 2007 (UTC)


just to know the jewish people are good people, they are give money for poors,not health people and more.


This is supposed to be a humor website... there is far too much accurate information here :'( The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.208.176.52 (talk • contribs)

--Nice to know your opinion. However, I think you meant IN-accurate information. Stupid Nazi skinhead.The preceding unsigned comment was added by 212.199.225.39 (talk • contribs)


YOU ANTI-SEMETIC NAZIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by 75.5.204.68 (talk • contribs) (13 March 2007) Although much of it is just like the rest of Uncyclopedia, MUCH OF THIS IS ANTI-SEMITIC. CLEAN THIS UP. IT IS NOT FUNNY. The preceding unsigned comment was added by The Anonymous (talk • contribs) (8 Dec 2006) why are you anti-Semitic? Jews are good people. remember it! The preceding unsigned comment was added by 84.94.133.199 (talk • contribs) Just because we hoard money stolen from blind orphans doesn't make us evil!The preceding unsigned comment was added by 24.198.198.167 (talk • contribs)

A wise man once said, nobody wants, nobody likes, kikes, kikes, kikes.The preceding unsigned comment was added by 64.12.116.74 (talk • contribs) (1 January 2006)

That wasn't Funny, what the guy above me just said. Just Bigoted. :-( The article isn't that bad though --Sgore

you don't like the quote I sporked from the white aryan resistance?The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.248.1.68 (talk • contribs)

Being a jew, I must say that though this article isn't as funny as the rest of uncyclopedia, some of it is a bit funny (especially the jewbacca joke :-) ), and I don't see any reason to destroy it (like the first edit on 16/3/2006 did).The preceding unsigned comment was added by 62.90.49.100 (talk • contribs) (16 March 2006)

Meh. I'm not offended (as a Jew, obviously), but it's really not that funny. It's a bit overdone and, as we say in hebrew, Chofer.The preceding unsigned comment was added by 217.132.128.221 (talk • contribs)

This article appears to be a very lame attempt at a sort of Borat-type satire, but this writer is no Sasha Baron Cohen. Trotting out some ancient slurs doesn't mean you're funny. This just comes off as anti-Semitic.

edit BRING BACK JEWBACCA!

That was creative, but this new picture that replaced it is, frankly, old hat! (Besides, the ones behind the "conspiracy" are actually Asiatic Turks calling themselves and controlling Ashkenazi Jews, which are themselves Euro-Arabs anyway). -- 69.248.43.27 20:41, 19 March 2006 (UTC)

edit who took it away?

i tried to give this article about jews an animal theme(like the mammals and the hunting groups part)to give this article a little more organization. it was also funny. ~jesus was a mammal!~The preceding unsigned comment was added by 71.249.40.149 (talk • contribs)

edit funny?

being a jew im offended ,common u can do funnier and more organizedThe preceding unsigned comment was added by 89.138.163.33 (talk • contribs)

edit add this somewhere y not dont you?

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This probably warrants it's own article, something like how Bruce Lee also mastered this form of fighting and drew much inspiration from it when creating Wung Chun. --Tt22 Talk Icons-flag-gb 17:56, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah! Go Sephardim! -- 68.32.201.254 01:13, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

edit Not Funny Just Racist

This is not really that funny just stupid and Anti-Semetic

You need to make this funnier were you trying to just be anti-semetic cause that's what you did

Love Jewbacca The preceding unsigned comment was added by 209.66.192.143 (talk • contribs)


Listen, I am Jewish but this is really harmless stuff. Its not tasteless, and its not bashing the religion, etc. Just laugh at it. Second, if you want to be a good Jew, remember that Jew is not a race, it is a religion backed with cultural history. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 24.15.64.119 (talk • contribs)

edit As a jew

As a jew, i think this is funny. All religons are made fun of here, get over it The preceding unsigned comment was added by Squiems (talk • contribs)

edit Someone Else's Annoying Opinions

Article: somewhat funny, and I'm not offended in the least. Worse, unfunny things have been said about Jews. But, dude, the grammar and spelling in here is killing me. I'll try to help fix some of it, but it is really abysmal, and I thought that needed pointing out. --Anna 01:07, 8 May 2007 (UTC)


Also, why the jokes about the Nazi's. Every single part besides those that included the people who killed 6 million Jews and 6 million Gentiles(for those non-Jews,that's what you, are a gentile)was funny(well most of it).The preceding unsigned comment was added by 76.49.228.63 (talk • contribs)

edit to much khazar stuff

some of it should be removed. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 88.155.133.227 (talk • contribs)

edit The White people page is funny, but this is just anti-semitic

Yeah.There's more actual unfunny insults aimed at Jews here than actual comedy. Considering the amount of people wholly bigoted against Jews in general, it doesn't surprise me, but somebody seriously needs to get the comedy police into this article. To clarify, I'm not a Jew, so I'm quite impartial. 82.37.12.248 20:00, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

edit This is NOT racist

The point is to laugh, it may be hard to if you are Jewish, but if it angers you edit the page for White people or something.The preceding unsigned comment was added by 97.99.79.243 (talk • contribs)

I HAVE A BIG NOSE.

edit Who gives a fuck

all religions are made fun and are being offended no special treatment islam is generalized as a teror religion, who want to kill each other.

jews are made to look like pussys/evilish The preceding unsigned comment was added by 77.98.7.152 (talk • contribs) Re:Jews are pussies you say?Look at me and ill punch your face before you say anything.The preceding unsigned comment was added by 79.180.15.38 (talk • contribs)

edit this is a boooring article

look. if you are a bigoted dick and want to post bigoted shit on the page, at least, at LEAST make it funny... jesus... good examples are mixed in w/ chocolate and lightbulb sections... if you have any problems with that you are a dick The preceding unsigned comment was added by 75.80.15.121 (talk • contribs)

edit Yeah...not the best

Not that any of it is especially offensive...a lot of it is just awkward to read, when it devolves from humor to rant, especially towards the beginning with:

"These Jews are known for being business like and cultured. They are also known for being racist hypocrites with a victim complex. Their favored passtimes include capitalism, fussing, philosophizing, bulldozing Gaza, capitalism, complaining, networking, comedy, and capitalism."

It reads less like clever or entertaining humor, and more like angry, ineloquent polemic. I'm not trying to call this article out on account of politics- I'm calling it out on a general lack of humor. Like it says..."please be funny and not just stupid".The preceding unsigned comment was added by Stiddy (talk • contribs)

edit This is racist

I am now jewish, but this shit needs to be cleaned up before someone gets sued...The preceding unsigned comment was added by Piepiepiepie2 (talk • contribs)

Nobody cares...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 19:08 Sep 22, 2007

Strange...I found it funny, maybe your just a offended jew, go drink some orange jewce it will calm your nerves Mr.ZinkyWinks 04:50, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

Look around... it seems you are the the only one who finds this funny.

edit REMOVE THIS ANTISEMITISM OMFG

WHY ARE MUSLIMS AND JEWS TAKIN ALL THIS SHIT. MAYBE WE SHOULD SAY THAT MARY WAS A PROSTITUTE. No wait, a better idea. Christianity is for ass holes who live in America. Bush, why the hell would you thank God for your military plans??? like seriously, why the hell would u ban stem cell research when everybody knows that a fetus is not a life form since it doesnt have a brain to function until the second trimester? or are you trying to save government funds for bombs? and btw why do you keep saying that we are the biggest bomb producers anyways? Oh wait i forgot, did a former president pass a bill to improve the militarianism of the country??? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Storkian (talk • contribs)

I have said it before and I shall say it again: Nobody cares.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 20:54 Sep 22, 2007


FYI Muslims wouldn't say anything bad about Mary/Jesus either. Also tihs article isnt entirely offensive. mostly funny. The ISlam article included a lot of pure low attempts at anti-islami and racism. If it was funny, like south park for example, it's a different matter. I didn't read this whole articlle but some jokes are actually classy. There are a few racist comments that push the bar here and there, but nowerhe near as many as some other articles on uncycolopedia. they all ought to be cleaned up.The preceding unsigned comment was added by 90.214.201.241 (talk • contribs)

edit Not really funny, just a lot of hate

I'm going to have to agree with those who already pointed out the obvious here, it's not that funny - it's just very hateful, and hate isn't funny. I think that it should be ok to joke about religions and religious people, but there seem to be mostly anti-semitic stuff here and I think that if I were Jewish, I'd be pretty saddened that Uncyclopedia couldn't create something that wasn't so full of hatred and anti-semitic remarks. There should be enough fun things about being Jewish that are not based on hate.

Lars Kromander, Sweden The preceding unsigned comment was added by 213.112.226.l2 (talk • contribs)

Hate is funny, get over it. --Dee4leeds 17:15, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Umm...

I hate saying the same thing but it is not funny...

I'm Jewish and i think a bit is funny but take out some of the worse parts....

Thank you. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 66.214.137.226 (talk • contribs)

NM.... i read the whole thing and i am pissed....

Not at all funny.

I KNEW PEOPLE WHO DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST!!!

The preceding unsigned comment was added by 66.214.137.226 (talk • contribs)

edit Hail To MaMA

a jew, is person who loves his Mom, more than her dog! 213.42.21.58 19:43, 23 November 2007 (UTC)Ancient Kananite


edit DELETE THIS ARTICLE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU DO NOT DELETE THIS ARTICLE AND ANY JEWISH RELATED ARTICLES I WILL SUE YOU FOR OFFENDING MY RELIGION! 63.3.16.2 03:27, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

The above user is right.Please take the damn thing off NOW!!!!!!!!!! --68.209.140.102 18:52, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

No. Especially not if you keep blanking pages. Try to frighten us with empty threats all you want, but guess what? I'm Jewish too. If I'm not offended by it, why should you be? Grow up. » Comrade DJ Gentoo, defending the proletariat. FOR THE MOTHERLAND! 18:59, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

Its not offensive, it is satire. Its funny, not hateful. I am Jewish, btw. "I will sue you"? Jeez, way to play up the stereotype...The preceding unsigned comment was added by 24.15.64.119 (talk • contribs)

Allah, I'd hate to see your reaction to Reasons for the Holocaust or Holocaust Tycoon. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:00, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, I guess the war against the 1st amendment is now reaching the internet. Only in the United States can seemingly every other political movie can bash Christians (exagerating but not by much), but just several harmless Jewish jokes can get someone fired and shunned. You are the epitome of everything that is wrong with this country's hypocritcal double-standard when it comes to politcal correctness. Every religion is bashed on uncyclopedia, where is your patronizing for those articles? People bash my religion all the time and I usally laugh along, and when I don't I'm told to "take a joke". Grow a pair, and Merry Christmas! --FunPie 05:51, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

edit In need of serious overhaul

Macabre humor intended to imitate extreme bigotry for good satirical effect can be rather powerful if done correctly. I think that was the intent, but it fell seriously short of that. It is in need of some serious reworking in my opinion. As Uncyclopedia is intended to be satire, I think people who write such things should realize they may unintentionally do harm. People who were on the wrong end of the type of bigotry being satirized might keep in mind someone most likely meant it as satire and they may simply need to avoid reading it as it now stands. If obvious true bigotry rears its ugly head, instead of things simply done in questionable taste, I think it will be dealt with rather expediently and thoroughly by the peanut gallery and company. Verp 11:03, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

edit This Is Beyond Hilarious, but...

I could not stop laughing when I read this article. I would really like to contribute, and am knowledgeable about the Jew.. everything. After eight years of lovely Jew school, I think I may be (over)qualified to help. For example, did you know that Hugh Hefner was a Jew? Well, I did. I think that Playboy is one of the Most Best Things Jews Ever Did!!!!!!!!! -(I was baleted for this edit) 01:19, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

edit how to curse(swear) tha name of god in jewish

i think it'd be useful to konw how is the way to curse in the jewish language. it's hard to find out this word, i suppose they're trying to keep it secret as their money, u know... thank you!

ללכת לזיין את אמא Hope that helps. :-) RabbiTechno 13:57, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
1. HowTo:Learn Hebrew. 2. כוס על האמאמאמאמאמא שלך. Hope that helped as well. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:25, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Blame Google Translate. :-) RabbiTechno 14:28, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Google makes that "Cup on your Hamamamamama." Wow, it's almost as good as an actual human. RabbiTechno 14:31, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Ah. It would do that because cup in Hebrew has the same spelling as vegina. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:34, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Not the only language to do so - cup is a slang term for a vagina in several others. RabbiTechno 14:37, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
I think it's just a coincidence - it's not a slang term, it's the actual term. And although it's spelled the same - the punctuation and pronunciation is different. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:43, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
Perhaps you gents want to discuss linguistics with my Yad?--Sycamore (Talk) 14:56, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
You one of us, then, Sycamore? RabbiTechno 15:03, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
I don't join telemarketing scams, my mum get upset and I get bad engrams as well.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:11, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

edit I am Jewish and I approve

People that are offended by this don't fully understand humor.

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel (JEWS) I made you out of clay (they are lame), Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel (JEWS) I got something I can play (and their Jewish games). The preceding unsigned comment was added by 71.102.36.5 (talk • contribs)

edit what the hell

some dude just got rid of everything that had been written down on this which was AWSOME. this douchbag put REAL FACTS. THIS IS FUNNY STUFF!!!!!!! ENcyclopedia is for FACTS. UNcyclopedia is for FUNNY SHIT. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Spike5513 (talk • contribs)

Please see the template at the top of the page. Perhaps that could clue you in. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:24, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Hello Shityy Aceholes Who Actually Thinkl That uncyclopedia is funny, there is nothing funny about racism toward the jews or any other race. although I must admit that you guys are a lot better than

those shit eating, child molesting fags at encyclopedia dramatica, you are still a bunch of immature obnouxius drug sniffing aceholes. And you guys and those as sniffing, child molesting, shit eating, aceholes at encyclopedia dramatica think That having aspergers syndrome or any other form of autism is a big joke? I have Aspergers syndrome you stupid ugly little drug addicted, child molesting child raping, ace suckinbg, jewish hating little "all american" Pricks! Anyone likes to make fun of people lioke me who has Aspergers syndrome is an insecure self loathing little pussy who to put down someone else to feel better about their friendless, drug addicted, anerexic, their own parents are fucking dissap-ointed in them, need to just jump off a bridge and diue, selves. Their jealous because people, like me, who have aspergers syndrome are more rational, more intelligent, more sensitive, and all around just more likeable than those insecure, friendless, druyg addicted, anerexic or obese, bullieish, hateful, racist, their own parents can't stand the dissapointment that they are, selves. And you can't justm keep sayingI did it for the lulz. That is absolute bullshit! That mis just the excuse of an obnoxius hateful cowardly little bully who wants to offend decent people and spread hatred all around to peo0ple of different sexes, races, countries, ect. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 71.17.78.167 (talk • contribs)

Jew is not a race. It's a religion. This website is a "parody site". This article is taken as a joke by the many, many Jews who edit here, and have edited this page in the past. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:46, Mar 9
Those of us involved with Colonization are trying to clean up this article so it can be enjoyed by both Jews and non-Jews alike. Hopefully we can poke fun at some stereotypes to make people think twice about them. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:00, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
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