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Is it really?
"THIS IS A HOUSE OF BASKETBALL" is not original material. It has been shamefully plagiarized from an Onion article entitled "Christ Returns to NBA."
Removed the basketball bit
Modusoperandi 09:23, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Time for a Re-write
Just a teensy one. Zena Dhark…·°º•ø®@» 08:13, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
Big white space
at the bottom of the page. What the hell? Chocolate Rain 15:47, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Is this the main article of Jesus?
There are so many articles of Jesus here that I am not sure which one ist the article of True Jesus(tm). The best one of all Jesii articles should be chosen as canonical. 22.214.171.124 09:36, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
Beginning and the end
At the beginning of the article is a weird message that is lacking some letters or words. At the end of the article is a big white space. Please correct them. 126.96.36.199 09:36, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
Reminds me of one. A hobo makes his way to the reception desk of a fancy hotel and demands the best damned suit for free on acount of him being the reincarnation of christ, or the second comming, what do you fundis call it.
Asked to prove it, he says "I will demonstrate by walking on the water, as I did in biblical times. Take me to your swimming pool!"
A mob is attracted on the way, and hundreds of people watch him put his left foot on the water surface. It holds! Then hey puts his right foot down on the water. Lo and behold, he really walks on water.
A moment later however, things go badly wrong, he submerges entirely and the would-be jesus nearly drowns, what for the care of a life-guard that retrieves him from the deep.
So naturally, everyone wants to know what went wrong, as things started out so well.
"Ach", he replies, "Since them Romans cut these holes in my feet it just doesn't seem to work anymore".
-- di Mario 21:44, 23 February 2009 (UTC)