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I wants to, fuck......that girl. Boom.
edit The hell?
This article is in serious need of a rewrite! This is the kind of low-grade material I'd expect from Encyclopedia Dramatica, not Uncyclopedia!
I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time. Thanks to the sick humored genius who wrote all this - I got a great full belly laugh out of the write up. Love how there's enough respect for what an incredible athlete and dominant hockey player he is - mixed with some slap-y'all-around humor. Great comedy piece! Cheers.