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FIX IT UP

you retards - KAN is a measure of weight, not distance !

get it right --N04h 04:20, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

???

Hi! If any of you are visiting linked from the japanese blogs and have the time to write a japanese translation, preferably sick and twisted, please do so. Thanks. --Chronarion 08:57, 11 Mar 2005 (EST)

  • Hey, this article is fantastic! And oddly accurate in its Japanese satire. --212.254.112.17 20:11, 23 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Vandalism

This page seems to be attracting a lot of vandalism lately.--Ryoske 01:08, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

hilarious

i love your articles, i laughed my ass of when i read the sentai government that you wrote! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Skcoot (talk • contribs)

Offensive?

Now, I'm not one to complain, normally, but being half Japanese, I'm a bit offended at some of the stuff in this article and the Japanese article, especially the racism remarks, the obsession with hentai and pornography, and being blown up by atomic bombs. It's not particularly funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Matsuya (talk • contribs)

Okay, go to the real wikipedia, search for the word "Satire", if you are still offended, shoot yourself for having no sense of humor. Jack Cain 14:05, 1 April 2006 (UTC) (I fucking love today.)

If you look closely, you may find that the article indirectly makes fun of Westerners. By the way, could you please sign your comments in future?--Ryoske 23:36, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

you know what? go to the real wikipedia, search for the word "jackass", if you are still offended, shoot yourself for having no sense of humor. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Liebenasuka (talk • contribs)
Do you know what offends me? Some jackass (actually a series of jackasses, may God send them hairy assholes and menstrual cramps) fucked up a perfectly good Oscar Wilde quote. Jesus Christ, it's a real goddamn quote! You stupid gaijin need to grow up and learn to love scientific whaling and tentacle porn.67.183.31.9 05:44, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
You people are brainless racists or just incapable of producing intellectual humors. Only the immature call the expressions satire. So coarse and dull. Especially the food section has a lot of unsofisticated descriptions, which seems to be the work of kindergarteners. Also, it's not a good idea to use Chinese pretending it were Japanese, as many people cannot make distinction. (HS) The preceding unsigned comment was added by 164.107.208.209 (talk • contribs)

Made a map, Image:LocationJapan.png, as "Japan the land of great explorers", it may be offensive, or is it? Guutog 05:54, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Go ahead - I don't see any problem with it. You should probably provide an explanation though.--Ryoske 06:16, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

It just combines the fictional literary references of medieval Japan prior Australia was colonized, and WW II "settlements", or what I remembered of those. Anyway the page is protected, so its not up to me.Guutog 06:49, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Being hit with nuclear bombs and the death of 60,000 civilians is NOT FUNNY AT ALL! It could be appreciated if it would happen in the U.S. but yet NOT FUNNY!!! [some Greek guy]

Editing?

Any idea on when this will page will be open for editing again? I need to indicate that another cultural oddity of Japan is that the age of consent is 5. This is important stuff, people! --DeadlyGrim 02:37, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

Haruhi-sm please!

Don't deny the fact that Haruhi Suzumiya blew the Japanese world! PLEASE GIVE HER A SPACE IN THIS ARTICLE! The preceding unsigned comment was added by 210.213.80.29 (talk • contribs)

You forgot to say away again (looks around to see if anyone knows the reference) The preceding unsigned comment was added by 128.189.154.92 (talk • contribs)

Coat of arms

I think a barcode would fit better. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 213.137.120.11 (talk • contribs)

Japanese kitten huffing

Yeah, uhh, someone should stick this either in this article or the kitten huffing one. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bascule (talk • contribs)

Catsexee1py2

Someone here is a Jap loving fag

This article needs to be opened for editing, it is very lame and unfunny. Half the article isnt even trying to be humorous, its more ass-kissing than anything. Enough with the stupid ninja references and anime bullshit; even 13 year olds wouldnt crack a smile at this stuff. OPEN THE PAGE FOR EDITING NOW The preceding unsigned comment was added by 68.45.29.58 (talk • contribs)

Spelling

in Food section, one of faggots wrote "rice (pronounced "lice")". There is NO "L" sound in japanese language, you idiot! The preceding unsigned comment was added by 125.2.83.36 (talk • contribs)

Ahhhh...soooo... You speak troof, faggot-san, But there is an 'L' sound in Engrish and vedy, vedy easy sound to make, too. Try it you sef. You see. Vedy, vedy easy, yes?? The preceding unsigned comment was added by 65.69.81.2 (talk • contribs)

Lame!

The author of this page was not even politically correct enough to include a section about how all Japanese men are either faggots or straight guys who act like faggots in order to attract Japanese women, 99% of whom are fag hags.

By the way, Japanese men do not have small p#$!2%s. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 64.77.204.103 (talk • contribs)

Me thinks thou doest protest too much Tiny Tim-san... The preceding unsigned comment was added by 65.69.81.2 (talk • contribs)

Like you are politically correct cock-sucker. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 165.21.154.12 (talk • contribs)

Greek men have the biggest penis!

Editing

Can someone please edit the word lolita from the article?

I know this is an article making fun of Japan and is not true, but please omit that word, it's being used in the wrong context. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Nitty (talk • contribs)

please someone edit the state name

新大日本不戦民主主義経済的大衆文化帝国

Someone with a better knowledge of the language could produce something of a slightly more humorous nature with a proper syntax. Elementary school level grammar is purely stupid and not funny. Somebody just agglutinated different morphemes he managed to pick up in a mediocre -obviously don't know the language - syntax The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jabber wock (talk • contribs)

Oh, please... it's not like anybody (but you) gives a shit what that chicken scratch really says! The preceding unsigned comment was added by 65.69.81.2 (talk • contribs)

Go back to one of the earlier revisions

Because it's a lot less readable now, the satire isn't as biting, and there's a lot of crap that's incomprehensible or random axe-grinding that doesn't really have a place here. Tikirific 15:10, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Yes. I was just about to leave a message saying the same exact thing. Put it back to before it had all that "rape-ninja" and "fuck-samurai" shit. The humor content has dropped big time since I last saw this. Mostly the "people" section, I think. --So So 04:09, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
That was left by some anti-Japanese vandal, please feel free to delete it.--Ryoske 02:05, 24 November 2007 (UTC)


An incoherent article this is.

Fix article up Yoda must. or maybe yu0. 68.32.48.59 14:42, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

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