Talk:Jainism

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This article is unfunny. It is easy to mock Jains (who believe in an extreme form of environmentalism/atheism {there is no god but absolutely ALL life is sacred} therefore: they shave their heads so that they won't accidentally kill lice if they scratch, they only eat overripe fruit {if they pluck it while its still ripe they believe they are hurting the tree, and eat it very slowly so they don't accidentally kill any worms living in it), they believe in extreme non violence {they walk slowly so that they don't accidentally kill insects on the ground, their original leader starved to death so that he wouldn't hurt any more overripe fruit, they go around naked because {actually I don't know why they go around naked}). Why does the article say random untruths when the truth is in this case funnier?--110.32.34.98 11:58, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

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