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I find it highly ironic that Jack Chick got the flu, which turned into pneumonia, which resulted in him being rushed to the hospital, but first he had a heart attack, which was followed up with a triple bypass... all in the space of less than 48 hours. If that isn't a sign that god wants you to fucking die already, I don't know what is. --Poofers 08:28, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
edit My man JTC
I can see you guys had a lot fun not only writing this article, but creating the website. As one of them thar paranoid, Bible-thumpin' gun totin' backwood fundies who likes Chick tracts, I do appreciate the humor in this article. It just shows that we shouldn't take everything so seriously all the time. Sometimes, we should just relax, let our hair down, and enjoy life a little. Anyway, I shall look at some other entries of yours. I may even bookmark this site.
...has been sighted! 126.96.36.199 03:31, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
... and Nessie, 1/6-08
...sighted again around 15:44 PM November 6, 2010 (UTC