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Su, dai, fatevi due risate! Non continuate a fare i moralisti del vostro cazzo, daje! Poi è vero che la politica Italiana è un magna magna unico! C'mon, laugh sometimes! Stop do fucking moralism, daje (Roman dialet)! And Is also true that Italia's politicians are steals! PS: I'm Italian
Coglioni figli di puttana...vi mando mosconi ebbrei di merda amerikn-sionisti...barbari invasori tornate nella fogna amerika.. Bicht son of bitch i give you mosconi ebrey of shit amerikanzionist...barabrian invasors turn in our shit Amerika! Vado con l'AK74 e vi ammazzo tutti con la benedizione di Mahoumud e Vladimir! I kill amerikan with Mahoumud Ahmadinejad and Vladimir! 100000 11 September 10000 11 september Bombacci e la rsi vi aspettano...coglioni...capitalist-communist of shit...viva l'Italia unita...Socialsim-national!
1)Man i'm italian but you're more idiot than a camel.
2)EDIT: As an italian, i dissociate from the guy up there. I think that "uncyclopedia" and his italian couterpart "nonciclopedia" are expressions of freedom and satire... And i thought my english did suck, but my "friend" up there... oh man.
Any particular reason why arsist was changed to artist? Arsist is a deliberately obscure term pertaining to the arse or buttocks, i.e., a person who may collect/make love to/vote for/ arses. Other than that, thanks for the changes and spelling corrections.
Nonsense can be very funny, but not all nonsense is even moderately funny. This page is not funny at all. (Oscar Wilde)
+ quote 19:48, 8 October 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter
Minor Fixing complete...enough for today...still sucks 23:41, 22 November 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter
azz maro' a pizza cussopra u peperoni! ma che shchifo! fate prope cagà vu mmerrigani! (traslation: oh my God! the pizza with pepperoni! Disgusting! Your moods are so rude!)
I tried...and failed. Hope it gets deleted VFD! VFD! VFD! Mulehunter 17:32, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
Some typical ugly,jealous, fat ass limey wrote this crap Italian culture and penis envy!!!!!!!!!
---> "pepperoni" non significa "peperoni", ma "salame piccante". quest'articolo fa schifo al cazzo ma quelli che ci si incazzano sopra sono ancora più coglioni di quelli che l'hanno scritto: è la versione anglo-americana di nonciclopedia, porcoiddio, che cazzo vi aspettavate?? coglioni. ("pepperoni" doesn't mean "peppers", it's a sort of "spicy sausage". this article really sucks but those who are getting mad about it are more asshole than those who have written it: this is the anglo-american version of nonciclopedia, piggod, what the fuck did you expect?? you assholes.) ladyGagarin.<---
This is a map of the REAL italian empire, after they've defeated the French back in 2007. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Italian_empire.PNG --Oli4 16:33, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
Hi! I think you should also include Greece, Malta, Libya, Ethiopia, Eritrea and Somalia (WW2, you know...) and maybe more France ;-)
This article blows.
Anyone agree? Barcode711 01:43, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Sono italiano(I'm italian)
noi italiani non siamo tutti pizza mafia e mussolini,e come dire che tutti gli inglesi sono dei mollaccioni,il che non è vero,quindi basta con questo stereotipo (we Italians are not all pizza and mafia mussolini, and like saying that all the British are gay, which is not true, so enough with this stereotype).Hi from an utent of Nonciclopedia . --Znz3194
Ma guarda um po? Quando prendete in giro altre nazioni (su nonenciclopedia), per voi va bene. Quando gli altri scherzano su di voi, vi offendete, prendila alla legera... e solo una satira.
- Get a bloody grip and stop your whinging. Do you have a feather in your hat you big gay pussy? Fuck off.
- oh mio dio, si è offeso! coglionazzo, sei su uncy!--18.104.22.168 21:38, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
- For God's sake THIS IS UNCYC!!! What else DID you expect? What do you think your fellow "utenti" have written about us? Just to show a few examples:
"Londra" with smoggy pictures-is this not stereotypical?
"Inghilterra"-not like anyone would pee into their cups in England. A rare sight.
"Regina Elisabetta"-according to your highly respected standard the British would be really mad.
"Regno Unito"-<sarcasm>oh ha ha ha, I'm laughing my head off.</sarcasm>
And please no swearing. Thanks.--Faizaguo 22:36, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
Sono italiano anche io (I am also Italian)
Questa voce è perfetta, non va eliminata ;) - This voice is perfect, don't delete it ;) - --22.214.171.124 18:14, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
English author ahh yes every one loves the English
horrible lovers because many are really gay and don't want to tell their partners
British empirer was more like the criminal empirer stole from other countries to obtain their wealth and treated people like crap in the process now they act like they are so noble. They are the reason why many countries hate Europeans.
Really suck at soccer best players are from other countries who play for English clubs
English are Ugly, fair to say maybe the ugliest people in Europe
dirty!!! london especially not very clean people
English are cheap as hell and two faced cannot be trusted
A real italian
That is really a funny page, you bastards.... But well, if we joke with anything we got to except that too. America ain't better! Firmato: un italiano molto patriottico ma un po' incazzato... And then go on telling we can't speak english...... --126.96.36.199 16:19, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
An italian girl
I agree this is uncy and it's obvious everyone pulls everybody's leg...But only a clarification: in Italy 9,9% of the people are overweight, while in the USA 31%...did you know that ? (I hope I haven't done mistakes in the grammar :D)
I love uncyclopedia and I really enjoyed reading the page about Italy,but I prefered the italian version (in nonciclopedia) in this way we make fun of ourselves and it's not a big problem..but in this case I really don't like seeing the proof that Italy is so full of stereotypes.Of course it's just a way to have fun but please don't forget that we are not all equal,there are many different people and above all mafia,silvio berlusconi,fascism and "po po po po" are our biggest shame (especially silvio XD) Bye
- Yeah I agree the nonci version was much funnier.--Faizaguo 10:18, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
Beside other things... What the hell is a Stromboli????? And Focaccia is written like this.
Is the sentence at the beginning of the page intentional or not?
Ok, nevermind...a silly italian dickhead put some stupid sentences in this article (the ones in bold)...--188.8.131.52 18:48, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
I'm going to fucking murder you for removing that.
an italian girl
Ciao!questa pagina è forte,mi piace.Ma preferisco la versione italiana :p Hi!this page is cool, i like it :).But I prefer the italian version :p
I'm italian. In the article you wrote "Due prozenti dalla Mafia", but the world "prozenti" isn't italian!
viva l' italia (italy...boh)
pagina bella, ma l' Italia sarà sempre superiore a voi inglesi (em... good pig)
Nice page, it's a different humor, i can't understand the international-american-british vision of the italians and their stereotypes, my vision of my country is different, obviously , but this incomprehension make this article so interesting for me. Escuse me for the eventual bad english. Un bacio a tutte le BELLEZZE (bionde o brune?.. tutte e due!!! e anche le rosce!!) americane, australiane, inglesi e canadesi. Per i miei compatrioti (soprattuto si so dee parti mia) nun ve la piateeeee!!!! Nonciclopedia si fa per ridere, noi come loro, loro come noi ;).--184.108.40.206 02:05, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Fantasic-a page!!! The Mierda/France language joke is something divine!!! By an italian--220.127.116.11 19:55, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
I've corrected a thing in the speech of Captain Vecchio: we say "attacco", not "attacko". Besides this, this page is absolutely fantastic! You have done a perfect portrait of us Italians! Very good work! By an italian who likes very much this page --18.104.22.168 06:33, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Ok you all are a bunch of idiots. We Italians can make fun at ourselves but come on this was probably written by some ugly fat Limey with Italian penis envy. How can you call yourselves true Italians you cafones. Everyone else on the other sites stuck up for there heritage.
articolo fa cagare. W Nonciclopedia
- Ehi, i'm funcool88 in italian Nonciclopedia. I laughed so much on this article, so, don't do the italian XD --22.214.171.124 16:17, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
This article isn't that bad
I'm italian but since we're on uncy it doesn't bother me that much. It's true, stereotypes are common on uncy, but is it really necessary to joke on things like people who died during the WW2 ? We don't suck at fighting, we've had some of the best heroes during the war and i don't think it's really nice to joke on people who proved their courage in battle :E. It's easy to defeat someone driving a can if you're safe in a mighty armored battletank. I don't think i take it too seriously, we're talking about WORTHY dead people.
Oh and , spanish != italian, whoever contributes to this article, please research on that
Pizza's mafia agent
I'm italian but this article... it's fantastic!--17:47, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
Prozenti isn't an Italian word....
italy's criminal prosecuters are f***ing lame..especially me being american and just seen the conviction of amanda knox..if ur italian..i feel sorry if you live there..come over here to america..its not the best..but by far better than that hell hole of italy
- VAFFANCULO AMERICANO DI MERDA! MA STA ZITTO CHE È MEGLIO, LÌ IN AMERICA SIETE TUTTI OBESI, AVETE LA PENA DI MORTE, SIETE TUTTI ITALOFOBICI!!!!! MA VA A FARTI BENEDIRE E PENSA PER TE BRUTTO FIGLIO DI PUTTANA!!!!
What a shame
I like this page... But i'm an italian!--126.96.36.199 16:05, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
hello guys!! I'm a little disappointed..this article is just a bunch of the same old stereotypes about italy and italian people!! a little less stereotypes a little more irony, baby!! I mean, this is uncyclopedia..you can do better!! be more imaginative and creative, please!! you are predictable!! Cate.
We should change the map with something more similar to the boot. --AnotherD++ 20:47, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
man, this article is great! by an italian
Very very nice, but we don't put any olive on pizza!!! (And I don't speak English, as every true italian)an italian girl--188.8.131.52 17:14, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
grrr... i'm an italian girl.... but i love this page..
I'm italian (sorry for mistakes) and I think it's very funny ^^ Italian people can't do this page better XD
The article is enough funny (and more funny it is the discussion page, thanks to a lot of rednecks from Italy with no much sense of sarcasm! :-D )
Just...the italian flag with the word MUSSOLINI and FASCISM and so on...it was more funny time ago, more connected to fashion (I think it was the word GUCCI and so on)...don't you think? Italy, fascism bla blab...too much sterotypes.........italian obsession (above all here in Milano) with fashion is more original!
Cheers from an italian escaping soon from this country and Berlusconi rule!!!
- Wow, your english really sucks. Talk about realistic stereotypes.--AnotherD++ 16:16, April 20, 2010 (UTC)
Say thanks to God because you did find an italian speaking english!!! :-D
Hi! Nice article!!! For celebrate it we will execute 300 American Assholes (and we will strafe your wives, your sons, your parents and your dog)!!! U.S.A. Rulez!!!
First escuse me for the bad english.
Too much repetitive about fascism, all the first part is monopolize by the irony on the fascists blablabla, i say because too much is not funny and ofensive, return to Gucci Pizza Mafia.
Oh and WTF the Swastika?????? It was the sign of nazist and not fascist, ignorant people can not write articles.
I agree, it was more funny before...
There are more stereotypes on this page than any other Uncyclopedia page!
Mi intrometto. Cari Uncyclopediani, non ci siamo. Dite che noi italiani siamo tutti pizza, mafia e Berlusconi, e ci rinfacciate che in passato avevamo un pelatone fascista come dittatore. Uncyclopedia, come la sua versione italiana Nonciclopedia, è il sito del libero pensiero, della satira, della presa in giro, non della discrimazione o dell'insulto verso altre nazioni. Avremo anche un premier di merda, ma vi piacerebbe se noi vi dicessimo che voi siete dei gay, che siete sporchi e puzzolenti, che la vostra cucina è la peggiore al mondo...? Moderatevi un po'.
I intrude me. Dear Uncyclopedians, we did not. You say that Italians are only pizza, mafia and Berlusconi, and you remember us that in the past we had an hairless fascist as dictator. Uncyclopedia (like Nonciclopedia, her Italian version) is the free-thinking and satire's site, but it isn't the site of the racism and national discrimination. That's true, we have a shit-like Prime Minister, but I'm sure that we'll offend you Englishmen if we says that you're gay, that you're dirty and stinky, that your kitchen is the worst in the world? Some moderation, please.
Sorry for my English not that perfect.
I'm italian,and I liked this page. Even if it is a little stereotyped... okay, I was joking,it's very funny. Also, the "Republic of the Original Pizzeria" made me laugh a lot!I can't really stop laughing! Great job(again!)!
I suggest to insert some interesting facts written on the italian page of this article: maybe I would do a translation of them. They explain so much well about the actual condition of the country, with Mario Monti leadership, internal contrast between capitalist northern and anarchist mafious southern territories, WoW-admiring nerds/viking transvested Lega Nord separatist movement. It also give a very much important sociological spectrum of the country nowadays about some interesting facts which on foreign countries are not so much known (not only the football worship, but also the television slavery, the "qualunquism" (a typical italian socio-political phenomenon which fuses a populistic approach which a general ignorant way of life; the "cabaret politics"; the Catholic Church masonry; the illegal immigration; the neofascistic movements; the "importation" of South American sex workers, and a lot more). I noticed that a section about Silvio Berlusconi's adventures are not mentioned here and I'll sure that talking about these topics here would be a very bright idea. These are only suggestions.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by HailTheMelon (talk • contribs)
- Right, right, wonderful and all. My personal policy is to refrain from adding too much material to a featured article, unless it has decayed since it was featured, or I am absolutely certain that my additions will fit the tone of the article and won't make it a chore to read. If you think you can shoehorn that stuff in there while maintaining the article's flippant tone, then feel free to knock yourself out when you get autoconfirmed. (It is a wiki, after all.) You might ask the original author first, though, as he is big and ugly and has big gnarled fists, and fucks puppies, and worst of all, he smells bad. Most of us don't cross him (by which I mean "fuck with his articles"), and so he lets us keep our appendages. (Except for Zombiebaron, and, really, his would've just fallen off on their own, anyway.)
- LOL I don't think there's someone to ask it for permissions. Wikis are on GNU general license so articles are free to be edited, spreaded and translated, as I remember. I think additions will surely fit the tone, and even if they won't, anyone can be free to edit them. (It is a wiki, after all.) I can translate the information on the italian page of this article and I can send them to him for an approvation. Knocked out? IDGAF