Talk:Italy
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[edit] Comment
Any particular reason why arsist was changed to artist? Arsist is a deliberately obscure term pertaining to the arse or buttocks, i.e., a person who may collect/make love to/vote for/ arses. Other than that, thanks for the changes and spelling corrections.
Nonsense can be very funny, but not all nonsense is even moderately funny. This page is not funny at all. (Oscar Wilde)
+ quote 19:48, 8 October 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter
Minor Fixing complete...enough for today...still sucks 23:41, 22 November 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter
azz maro' a pizza cussopra u peperoni! ma che shchifo! fate prope cagà vu mmerrigani! (traslation: oh my God! the pizza with pepperoni! Disgusting! Your moods are so rude!)
I tried...and failed. Hope it gets deleted VFD! VFD! VFD! Mulehunter 17:32, 24 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] New map
This is a map of the REAL italian empire, after they've defeated the French back in 2007. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Italian_empire.PNG --Oli4 16:33, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
Hi! I think you should also include Greece, Malta, Libya, Ethiopia, Eritrea and Somalia (WW2, you know...) and maybe more France ;-)
[edit] This article blows.
Anyone agree? Barcode711 01:43, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Sono italiano(I'm italian)
noi italiani non siamo tutti pizza mafia e mussolini,e come dire che tutti gli inglesi sono dei mollaccioni,il che non è vero,quindi basta con questo stereotipo (we Italians are not all pizza and mafia mussolini, and like saying that all the British are gay, which is not true, so enough with this stereotype).Hi from an utent of Nonciclopedia .Znz3194 (ZNZ THE BEST)
- Get a bloody grip and stop your whinging. Do you have a feather in your hat you big gay pussy? Fuck off.
- oh mio dio, si è offeso! coglionazzo, sei su uncy!--151.33.24.229 21:38, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
- For God's sake THIS IS UNCYC!!! What else DID you expect? What do you think your fellow "utenti" have written about us? Just to show a few examples:
"Londra" with smoggy pictures-is this not stereotypical?
"Inghilterra"-not like anyone would pee into their cups in England. A rare sight.
"Regina Elisabetta"-according to your highly respected standard the British would be really mad.
"Regno Unito"-<sarcasm>oh ha ha ha, I'm laughing my head off.</sarcasm>
And please no swearing. Thanks.--Faizaguo 22:36, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Sono italiano anche io (I am also Italian)
Questa voce è perfetta, non va eliminata ;) - This voice is perfect, don't delete it ;) - --84.221.27.14 18:14, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] I am Italian too! xD
Congratulazions, nice page!
me too, great page..hero Mosconi..long life to Pope Germano Mosconi first..
motto:viva la figa..yes and 4ever!!
I'm Italian and i think you are genius!
Fantastic page, congratulations!!!
[edit] A real italian
That is really a funny page, you bastards.... But well, if we joke with anything we got to except that too. America ain't better! Firmato: un italiano molto patriottico ma un po' incazzato... And then go on telling we can't speak english...... --151.50.13.228 16:19, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Good job
this page is great!
[edit] An italian girl
I agree this is uncy and it's obvious everyone pulls everybody's leg...But only a clarification: in Italy 9,9% of the people are overweight, while in the USA 31%...did you know that ? (I hope I haven't done mistakes in the grammar :D)
[edit] ....
I love uncyclopedia and I really enjoyed reading the page about Italy,but I prefered the italian version (in nonciclopedia) in this way we make fun of ourselves and it's not a big problem..but in this case I really don't like seeing the proof that Italy is so full of stereotypes.Of course it's just a way to have fun but please don't forget that we are not all equal,there are many different people and above all mafia,silvio berlusconi,fascism and "po po po po" are our biggest shame (especially silvio XD) Bye
- Yeah I agree the nonci version was much funnier.--Faizaguo 10:18, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
Beside other things... What the hell is a Stromboli????? And Focaccia is written like this.
[edit] Question
Is the sentence at the beginning of the page intentional or not?
Ok, nevermind...a silly italian dickhead put some stupid sentences in this article (the ones in bold)...--87.18.79.98 18:48, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
I'm going to fucking murder you for removing that.
[edit] an italian girl
Ciao!questa pagina è forte,mi piace.Ma preferisco la versione italiana :p Hi!this page is cool, i like it :).But I prefer the italian version :p
[edit] ????
I'm italian. In the article you wrote "Due prozenti dalla Mafia", but the world "prozenti" isn't italian!
[edit] viva l' italia (italy...boh)
pagina bella, ma l' Italia sarà sempre superiore a voi inglesi (em... good pig)
[edit] From Roma
Nice page, it's a different humor, i can't understand the international-american-british vision of the italians and their stereotypes, my vision of my country is different, obviously , but this incomprehension make this article so interesting for me. Escuse me for the eventual bad english. Un bacio a tutte le BELLEZZE (bionde o brune?.. tutte e due!!! e anche le rosce!!) americane, australiane, inglesi e canadesi. Per i miei compatrioti (soprattuto si so dee parti mia) nun ve la piateeeee!!!! Nonciclopedia si fa per ridere, noi come loro, loro come noi ;).--94.37.102.199 02:05, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Bravo!!!
Fantasic-a page!!! The Mierda/France language joke is something divine!!! By an italian--87.19.44.22 19:55, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Correction
I've corrected a thing in the speech of Captain Vecchio: we say "attacco", not "attacko". Besides this, this page is absolutely fantastic! You have done a perfect portrait of us Italians! Very good work! By an italian who likes very much this page --195.60.133.10 06:33, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Questo
articolo fa cagare. W Nonciclopedia
