Talk:Ireland

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edit The Irish Rover

I would just like to point out that in the section Famous Irish People, references to: Myself, a Dog belonging to Mick McCann; Mickey Coote; Barney McGee; Hogan; Jimmy McGurk; Malone; Slugger O'Toole; Bill Tracey; and Mick McCann - reference the lyrics of the song The Irish Rover by the Pogues / the Dubliners. Specifically verse 3. Hence, inserting additional names into the middle of these particular ones spoils the joke.

--Zonk69 17:31, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

That's where Leprachauns came from, too much poteen for breakfast.

edit Irish Tiger

This link (which I fixed to actually work) is to a page which is crap. It takes a half hour to load and reminds me of a SPAM festival. Either clean up the Irish Tiger page or get rid of the link. Take an example from the Evil Gerald ffs. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sean (talk • contribs)

edit Comment

This is a really bad article. Who wrote this crap? The preceding unsigned comment was added by 62.234.54.10 (talk • contribs)

I find this article very interesting. My name is Declan Naughton and i am 15 years old. I live in latton which is in Ireland. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 87.41.23.144 (talk • contribs)

edit Cheeky Funny Bastards

Cheeky bastards....... Who wrote this, I say we hang them for the laugh..... Then wash it down with some guinness and butter.

I think uncyclopedia.org was written by a two year old being breast fed by his father, who simply deserves to die.......

Bye now. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 82.1.217.193 (talk • contribs)

True......Aren't you the little crack-baby today? 02:27, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Im from Dublin, Ireland..... this is one of the funniest fukin thing I have ever seen hahahaha.... whoever wrote this is a fukin genius .....evrythin is true! rest of yous who are complaining are little bitches yis fukin cry-bas suck a fat one...... flux!

edit Umm...

Hey Isra1337, why did you delete all that information? --thematrixeætsyou, the ultimate (talk) (flames) 05:34, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

edit No picture make Scoomb go beserk

Can we at least add 1 picture in this article? Scoombie 02:58, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

too long and boring

edit Uhh...Oscar Wilde

He actually was Irish people, can't we do something about that?

edit This should be rewritten

Or at the very least take away people who love to take random shit and gay jokes and throw it together and see what happens. Also, it's rather offensive. Aren't you the little crack-baby today? 02:26, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

yes, writing just random shit and taking the article completely off subject ruins it. You can't be funny about something you don't know a damn thing about. Too many people edit articles they don't know a damn thing about, so instead of writing anything funny or even readable they just jack off on the screen. I added some stuff about Finn McCool. How come there wasn't anything about Finn McCool in an article about Ireland? I doubt anybody who had already edited the history section ever even heard of Finn McCool. But they heard of Samuel L. Jackson! Imagine that. Samuel L. Jackson doesn't have a fucking thing to do with Ireland and adding his name is stupid.Kozz 07:54, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

== How Did He Know I Was Irish

How the fuck did he know i was Irish and why the fuck am i mentioned? Also i think there should be something about the fact that we seem to be incapable of not swearing in a single fucking sentence.

edit How Did He Know I Was Irish?

How the fuck did he know i was Irish and why the fuck am i mentioned? Also i think there should be something about the fact that we seem to be incapable of not swearing in a single fucking sentence.

LOL You aren't aware of the username template, are you? Chocolate Rain 03:43, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

edit *yawn* Not funny

Someone who actually knows something about Ireland should re-write this article. The whole drunk/leprachaun/guinness collection of stereotypes have been done to death. Seriously unfunny at this stage. Would it kill whoever wrote this to be a little original? Ireland's a hilariously strange country behind all the stupid alcoholic/shamrock/potato type jokes. Someone who knew the country could do something really good with it.

And yes, Oscar Wilde needs a massive section for himself. --AoifeB379 22:36, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Jesus Christ! =

I'm half Irish, and I found that article hutrful and offensive, to hell with anyone who thinks that was funny!!

Oh you're half Irish who gives a fuck. Im the full fucking package man!(that means im fully irish) This article is only a joke anyway its ridiculous if anyone gets insulted by anything on Uncyclopedia. Oh ya Up the Banner!

edit If you're offended by this...

Please understand that this is what happens to a 5-year old article when a ton of stupid crap is added by anons over said period. Also, the page isn't meant to be taken seriously. Nothing here is. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 18:30, December 21, 2009 (UTC) Well you know fuck you. You are not Irish so fuck off. Anyway the last time I was in Ireland if you asked someone the time they would start demanding 20 Euros from you. It really is a land of shitebag fuckers. I wouldn't go near the place.

edit How the fuck do I edit?

I wanna edit the page on Ireland but the only link is View Source

edit Ireland: The Land that Contraception Forgot

Someone sneak this into the article.

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