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Note to people who plan to edit this article: Please don't just copy paste over from other articles in newspeak. It seems cool but we don't need the same thing over twice. Thanks.
ALSO: THIS IS ABOUT INGSOC THE IDEOLOGY NOT 1984 OR THE THE PARTY OR NEWSPEAK OR ANYTHING ELSE.
edit Technology Section
Here is what I was thinking of adding, but do not know how to put it into newspeak (remember the mottos freedom is slavery, knowledge is ignorance, etc:
- Sharing is Stealing - Everytime a prole gives a copy of the party's media to another prole, without obtaining permission from the party and signing away more rights, it is stealing because some other prole loses a copy.
- Less is More - Adding features like the ability to "share", copy, or use without an uplink to telescreen network only serve to confuse the user. Remember that chocolate rations went up from 30 to 20 grams per week.
Mikedep333 18:58, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
Well, I think I got it:
DUCKSPEAK!! --126.96.36.199 03:45, 12 December 2008 (UTC)