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Crash merge The contents of babies were merged into Infant and they now redirect here. For the contribution history and old versions of the merged article please see its history.

So you're reading this 'coz you've got a baby and don't know what to do with it. Perhaps you should have used a contraceptive.


The Baby Kissing section had me in stitches 10:16, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Ouch... ow, that hurts, doesn't it? - Dran the Third 18:25, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

edit This is the thing I wrote in the subject/headline place

I looked at the pregnancy thing, and that's the first time I've seen the word f**k written partially but not entirely on Uncyclopedia. Okay, so that makes two times.

edit Funniest quote

"In Soviet Russia, baby rape you!!" HaHa Ha ha LOL! 8D

edit Hello?

Yep, that's me (11/17/2006-11/17/2009).

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